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tabf5 updated their site.
4 months ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

Another minor update today: updated the sticker counts and added some buttons. I also owe a bunch of /100 tablings to make soon. It is crazy to me that over half of US states now have a TabF5 sticker in them

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Hey man! I noticed all your pages look blank and unstyled in your feed posts whenever you update them, since it's all built on iframes. If you ever wanted to set nicer thumbnails for them, I recommend this custom thumbnail trick I found recently: https://control-neocities-thumbnail.neocities.org/
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

Then again, clicking on them goes straight to the pages that are supposed to be in an iframe... hope the link is still useful!

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hydromecha's avatar hydromecha 4 months ago

You can have a page that's only supposed to be in an iframe run some JS to detect if it isn't and then redirect to another page. I do something similar for my own site but the basic gist is: if(window.self == window.top) { document.location.href = '[LINK TO PAGE HERE]'; } This will also change the thumbnail to whatever the redirected page is.

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hydromecha's avatar hydromecha 4 months ago

This might be a bit tricky to test offline (this largely depends on how you're linking stuff) unless you can run your site as a local server. I use the method described here: https://stackoverflow.com/a/27986564

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vermi1ion's avatar vermi1ion 4 months ago

Thanks for the heads up! I'll test these tricks out when I have some free time

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

what hydromecha said is way better, definitely do that!

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vermi1ion's avatar vermi1ion 4 months ago

Ok I think I've got it figured out (thank you hydromecha!) I added a script at the top of every iframe that checks whether or not the link has "embedded=true", and if it doesn't, it redirects to the iframe version of the page. Then I changed my iframe loader script to fetch every page with "embedded=true" as a marker that it was opened via fetch instead of standalone.

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vermi1ion's avatar vermi1ion 4 months ago

Also that somehow solved the thumbnail problem too??? Just updated all my pages and the thumbnails have styling now

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Nevermind the selling-extra-stickers idea I had. It's way too early for that right now. Let's save that for next year when I actually have more than two sticker designs
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Hi tab! I read your comment and I liked the idea of letting people read the "contacts list" directly, so I changed it. If you go to webphone and click the button under the home button (the left home button), it'll take you to the contacts list. And, if you press the "back" button, it will take you back to the dial screen
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

Thank you for adding that!! This is awesome

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hiii, love your little tabling-guys :333 have a great day!!
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

THANK YOU!! You too! I love the creatures in your art gallery!

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tw33dlieweenie's avatar tw33dlieweenie 4 months ago

@tabf5 the creatures thank you lots<3

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tw33dlieweenie's avatar tw33dlieweenie 4 months ago

added your button!

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

will add yours to mine!

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The country leaderboard on the Free Stickers page is a bloodbath for 2nd place. It used to be Belgium at the front, then Poland came in and swept everyone, then Canada crushed it, and now Australia is back in front as of 5 minutes ago. DAMN! Lot of Americans on Neocities though because the US is still in the lead by 10x
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amaxivermis's avatar amaxivermis 4 months ago

I find it interesting how you've sent more stickers to Australia than the UK despite the population being smaller

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

yeah I've noticed there's a LOT of people on here from Australia and Poland specifically

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figurea's avatar figurea 4 months ago

antarctica for second we can do this penguins

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 4 months ago

emmm hello yes Im polish

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My local theater added a Digital Circus Finale showing at 11 in the morning that is completely empty. My PTO at my job has not run out. I have an opportunity to watch this at the funniest time ever
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vinum-sabbathi's avatar vinum-sabbathi 4 months ago

Watching TADC with my fat cigar laughing uproariously every time the funny king guy is on screen like Cape Feare.

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oscarspage's avatar oscarspage 4 months ago

watching it like that don draper reaction pic

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shpeck's avatar shpeck 4 months ago

"Aha, I am quite fond of this bunny character"

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tabf5 updated their site.
4 months ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

Updated sticker counts, added some buttons... and for the first time in a while, a new entry on the /100 page!

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coffeeplant's avatar coffeeplant 4 months ago

THANK YOU!!! I am so honored. I love my little guy!!! :D

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 4 months ago

wait? when did you revamp your home page??? (w update btw)

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

@underwhite I didn't revamp it, I added a custom preview thumbnail to it! It was meant to celebrate the launch of the Main Works page I posted a week ago. Here's a page that explains how you can make your Neocities profile have a different thumbnail than how your homepage actually looks: https://control-neocities-thumbnail.neocities.org/

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That Mount Rubicon story was beautiful. I love the callback to the main page background :D
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

Thank you so much dude!! I can't wait to make and share more with you and everyone

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Oh brother. So someone emailed me asking for free stickers, and kept trying to add delivery instructions to it about throwing it on a balcony. I explained I can't have the mailman do that, but was then told to make sure the address was correct. After I mailed the envelope the person finally mentions they're trying to get the stickers past their parents and says again to throw them on the balcony, ignoring what I said
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 months ago

Can't believe I gotta put a rule on the Free Stickers page about this, but I will not send stickers to your house if you don't have permission to order them. This kid is gonna get in trouble with their parents

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barndoors's avatar barndoors 4 months ago

wait you dont hand deliver everything?? what have we been paying for!! im giggling so hard..miss days like that

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scornfullest's avatar scornfullest 4 months ago

yeahh i kinda understand their situation, ive no access to order anything online so i never dare enter any free stuff things to get it delivered to me because i don't want to explain myself to my parents, but id never ask someone to try to sneak a package past my parents lmao

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rusty-bytes's avatar rusty-bytes 4 months ago

Note to postal worker: please throw stickers on the roof in the style of Walter White throwing a pizza

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pacrobat's avatar pacrobat 4 months ago

if I order some can you tape them to a brick and throw them through my window? I has to be at night because my parents are asleep and I don't want to wake them up. k thx

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figurea's avatar figurea 4 months ago

okay but i’m still allowed to ask you to mail a sticker to 225088 gonggong right

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keysklubhouse's avatar keysklubhouse 4 months ago

Must be a fairly young kid to think that'd work, too. Weird.

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 4 months ago

note to postal worker: arrive at 225088 gonggong at exactly 3:00 PM. take the first right and look for a traffic cone. when you see it, walk up to it and meow quietly. my middleman will give you the address you'll have to go to next. when you arrive you will meet an elderly woman. the codeword is "cement". if she responds "carrots", give her the sticker, close your eyes, and let her escort you. if she responds "maggo

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 4 months ago

t", leave immediately. it wasn't meant to be

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lentil-brainworld's avatar lentil-brainworld 4 months ago

note to postal worker: you HAVE to do the hokey pokey and turn around before delivery.

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 4 months ago

What does he think this is? Paperboy on NES?

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