brachypelmide
2 days ago
exhibit 32 of people finding my posts only via neocities updates LMAO also yeah it looks like prison food but honestly wasnt so bad. i added the cinnamon purely for the shits and i didnt feel it at all because the Gourmet s&s sauce completely masked it. the cauliflower was objectively bland tho
brachypelmide
6 days ago
actually maybe ill release the trepang review by then. maybe something will happen
nanni-archive
1 week ago
Woaaah, I feel the same way about your site! I feel like you have so much for it. I’ll keep up with every single one of your updates
brachypelmide
1 week ago
this is a proud vegetable boiling household. we eat the blandest shit ever on this side of the earth
skep
1 week ago
Okay, in hindsight I can see how my comment may have been misleading. What I meant to *imply* was I'd accept it if the potluck hadn't ended last week. I have a plan to fix this. Check back tomorrow. (very funny post, by the way)
harakanvarpu
1 week ago
3rd trump term is the scariest thing in the possible side effects so unfortunately I'm too scared to make this dish 😭 and I'm not even american
kockatriceking
1 week ago
as a certified one-time Rice Farmer™ from generations of Rice Farmers™ i can officially say - you dont need to wash rice its finnnneeee. its finneee dont even worry about it its fineeeeeee
kockatriceking
1 week ago
i realise now that sounds disingenuous. you legitimately do not need to wash commercial white rice, its safe to cook it straight from the sack. the arsenic levels are in the actual plant itself and washing doesnt do jack shit to remove it, removing the outer bran shell gets rid of most and the steaming process removes a lot too. but like its just In the rice as part of the growing process.
brachypelmide
1 week ago
that rice was so fucking good. they should hire me at a hospital cause i have an innate talent that lets me cook the blandest food in existence and somehow enjoy eating it. am i just that low maintenance
tabf5
1 week ago
i havent looked at the recipes yet but sweet and sour sauce rice already wins in my book
pirahxcx
1 week ago
I have a journal tag just for the stuff I cook but I wasn't confident enough to submit to the potluck
brachypelmide
2 weeks ago
an astonishing 23 new quotes because i keep saying dumb fucking shit all the time
brachypelmide
2 weeks ago
if firefox gives me one more security risk error i will obliterate Mongolia
Do you know why we know how much water we have in our bodies?
magical glasses that say how much water something has ofc