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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 20 hours ago

Do you know why we know how much water we have in our bodies?

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 18 hours ago

magical glasses that say how much water something has ofc

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 days ago

miscellaneous bullshit. you'll have to hard refresh a bit

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rusty-bytes's avatar rusty-bytes 2 days ago

the heathen looks great tbh

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 days ago

exhibit 32 of people finding my posts only via neocities updates LMAO also yeah it looks like prison food but honestly wasnt so bad. i added the cinnamon purely for the shits and i didnt feel it at all because the Gourmet s&s sauce completely masked it. the cauliflower was objectively bland tho

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dru1dsden's avatar dru1dsden 1 day ago

Math.random() mentioned, Math.random() mentioned!!

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 day ago

exhibit 33 💛💚💙

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 4 days ago

nothing ever happens

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a reminder that when i hit 100k visits i will *also* do absolutely nothing
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 6 days ago

actually maybe ill release the trepang review by then. maybe something will happen

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 6 days ago

post a singular png

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 5 days ago

YES OH MY GOD YES

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your site is so incredibly clean i cant even put it into words. follow reciprocated
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nanni-archive's avatar nanni-archive 1 week ago

Woaaah, I feel the same way about your site! I feel like you have so much for it. I’ll keep up with every single one of your updates

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brachypelmide updated their site.
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

@skep "no balls", as the young'uns say it

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pirahxcx's avatar pirahxcx 1 week ago

oh man, don't boil vegetables, roast them

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

this is a proud vegetable boiling household. we eat the blandest shit ever on this side of the earth

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skep's avatar skep 1 week ago

Okay, in hindsight I can see how my comment may have been misleading. What I meant to *imply* was I'd accept it if the potluck hadn't ended last week. I have a plan to fix this. Check back tomorrow. (very funny post, by the way)

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harakanvarpu's avatar harakanvarpu 1 week ago

3rd trump term is the scariest thing in the possible side effects so unfortunately I'm too scared to make this dish 😭 and I'm not even american

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

@skep "CHECK BACK TOMORROW"???! THATS TERRIFYING LMAO

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 week ago

as a certified one-time Rice Farmer™ from generations of Rice Farmers™ i can officially say - you dont need to wash rice its finnnneeee. its finneee dont even worry about it its fineeeeeee

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 1 week ago

i realise now that sounds disingenuous. you legitimately do not need to wash commercial white rice, its safe to cook it straight from the sack. the arsenic levels are in the actual plant itself and washing doesnt do jack shit to remove it, removing the outer bran shell gets rid of most and the steaming process removes a lot too. but like its just In the rice as part of the growing process.

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i love the dissonance between all the people who submitted their stuff to skep's potluck and my bronze age ass being proud of cooking rice and pouring sweet & sour sauce leftover from the time i was in a chinese food joint yesterday over it with a side of boiled flavorless cauliflower. i eat like a fucking PEASANT. im the coughing baby in the "coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb" rap battle
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

that rice was so fucking good. they should hire me at a hospital cause i have an innate talent that lets me cook the blandest food in existence and somehow enjoy eating it. am i just that low maintenance

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 week ago

i havent looked at the recipes yet but sweet and sour sauce rice already wins in my book

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skep's avatar skep 1 week ago

I'd accept that for the potluck. No hesitation.

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pirahxcx's avatar pirahxcx 1 week ago

I have a journal tag just for the stuff I cook but I wasn't confident enough to submit to the potluck

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trepang2 review going well. almost 10k words. 74kb. maybe halfway done with it
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 week ago

96.1 MB of video footage on file.garden

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

an astonishing 23 new quotes because i keep saying dumb fucking shit all the time

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

if firefox gives me one more security risk error i will obliterate Mongolia

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