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tabf5 updated their site.
3 months ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

Added an icon to the 100 Questions page, a wonderful award from @Yelorange on /stuff, some updated sticker counts, and a NEW DEVICE in the Museum thanks to @ArchieIsCool's suggestion! (Might be buggy for a few days since the CSS/JS need to catch up)

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

Also I moved the Fan Art section closer to the top on /stuff because it's significantly cooler than the goofy "here's 15 things I like" section

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chilblands's avatar chilblands 3 months ago

certified kewl

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ichomancer's avatar ichomancer 3 months ago

The 100Qs was a fun read. Thanks tabf5 for sharing that!

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 3 months ago

wiimotes are awesome.... WII (U) IS AWESOMEEEE

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 3 months ago

how did i not know about weatherstar wtf

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archieiscool's avatar archieiscool 3 months ago

i feel honored lol

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tabf5 updated their site.
3 months ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

WOO! I did it, I answered all 100 Webmaster questions! Check it out at the semi-secret /100q page. Also updated some sticker counts and added some buttons, and there's a new user tabling too

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

(you're probably gonna have to refresh on that new page so the CSS can catch up)

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 3 months ago

ten billion divs gang unite

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 3 months ago

oh your music taste is goated shout out aeroplane

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pocketdollhouse's avatar pocketdollhouse 3 months ago

Answer 33 is so real, trying to force your art to algorithm standards is hell, I'm happy for the people who can make it work for them but I'm also happy that we have an alternative to just post whatever we want whenever we want.

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 3 months ago

On #18, did someone actually ask you that? lol

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bevweb's avatar bevweb 3 months ago

question 12.... tabf5 you forgot to close the span element...

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 3 months ago

fun, i enjoyed reading this.

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 3 months ago

eyyyyy iglooghost

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

I cant wait to read what other people put in for this!! Allso @barracudachan that was one of the prewritten questions. Someone already wrote these 100 questions a good while ago and I'm just answering em

sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 3 months ago

its funny bc ive filled out the 100 qs a couple of times but given up. maybe third time might be the charm

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ratlands's avatar ratlands 3 months ago

This was fun to read. Might be what pushes me over the edge to finally do the questionnaire myself

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i don't beleve i've met another wii person haha. Screw Xbox 360, the wii deserves to be in the hall of fame XD
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

I'm almost tempted to put in a Wiimote itself since I still play the Wii sometimes, I just emulate one on my computer and connect a Wiimote to it

tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

Added this to the museum now!

Currently trashing my sleep schedule answering the 100 Webmaster Questions. This shit is too fun man https://mouseling.net/100webmaster.txt
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

Okay I gotta finish this tomorrow there's so many

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altalenae's avatar altalenae 3 months ago

ohh i want to do this too someday...

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knoxstation's avatar knoxstation 3 months ago

oh im fr doing this

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amaxivermis's avatar amaxivermis 3 months ago

I want to make one too, it's just there's a lot to answer lol

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 3 months ago

yo this is so cool! thank you twin ✊🫰πŸ₯ΉπŸ€ŸπŸ‘‡ (I have four hands btw)

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

It took me like 7 hours BUT I DID IT!!! Posting shortly

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daftpatience's avatar daftpatience 3 months ago

ouu i ALSO am going to ruin my sleep schedule touching this... yayy

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lol idea for the next entry for the tech hall of fame. Xbox 360. tell me i'm wrong
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

I would if I grew up on it! I was a Wii guy though

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 3 months ago

@tabf5 SAME! The Wii was definitely their best console

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Yo Dan! @predawka emailed me a fix for the viewcount tutorial, I can't find your email to forward it to you though. I'm just gonna dump it here if that's chill with you: https://pastebin.com/raw/dw7s2Th3 (Bonus tip: when I got to the screen where I create an application or "worker," I had to pick the Hello World template and then find the button to edit the code to find a place to paste this script in)
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oaaky's avatar oaaky 3 months ago

thanks for sharing this!

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 3 months ago

this is my first time seeing a script on how to access the api. i assume fetching sitedata from the api using a simple fetch() function in a script on your website is blocked by neocities? cause it be a hell of a lot easier to just do that

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predawka's avatar predawka 3 months ago

@brachypelmide yes, since 2024 neocities blocks any fetch calls for new free accounts. @dann's tutorial mentions this, @dabric has made an article detailing how the neocities csp works: https://content-security-policy.neocities.org/

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v0idspace's avatar v0idspace 3 months ago

How can i use this in order to make my "last updated xx.xx.xx" widget work again? Because afaik it uses the same method here.

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predawka's avatar predawka 3 months ago

@v0idspace it's the same data fields you're formatting, only the proxy through which you get that data changes, so the last updated field will still work - i have it too

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 3 months ago

@predawka ah damn that sucks. i assume that was probably done to reduce load @v0idspace i THINK you should just be able to fetch the worker URL and get a working infoset from that (psuedocode, i suck at async: https://pastebin.com/raw/vHsrwMGi)

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v0idspace's avatar v0idspace 3 months ago

Thank you! I dont know if im gonna go trough with this because i dont wanna make another account for something, but i will keep it in mind!

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dann's avatar dann 3 months ago

Thanks for this. I need to brush up on Cloudflare, workers, and all the things I've missed by living in the past. At a glance, it appears to be doing the same thing that the weirdscifi proxy was doing--mainly handling the API call on the server side where Cross Origin isn't an issue, and then making it public again without the restriction.

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dann's avatar dann 3 months ago

It would be cool is the site name could be passed as a variable, but I'm not sure if that's possible. I'd just host it myself on my PHP server, but godaddy has me in this grandfathered plan where I get unlimited domains and space, but none of the modern stuff like SSL, which neocities won't touch unless implemented.

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dann's avatar dann 3 months ago

I might see if I can still use cloudflare on one of my sites to get HTTPS active, then I won't be relying on others.

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jefbecker's avatar jefbecker 3 months ago

That's nice. I'll give it a try since I already have a Cloudflare account. Thanks for the tip!

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jefbecker's avatar jefbecker 3 months ago

My god, this is so damn easy I can't believe it. It's just a couple of clicks, paste and deploy. Thank you so much, guys!

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tabf5 updated their site.
3 months ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

I'm gonna have to start manually updating my current viewcount on /stuff every day now lmao. Also new user tabling!! And some buttons on the button wall

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

Nevermind! @predawka found a fix that I'm gonna put in. Nice

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

Fuck it, I'm also renaming "Main Works" to "Main Stories." Time to update every single page

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bevweb's avatar bevweb 3 months ago

nothing like the grind of making a change to your naming scheme and editing a dozen affected pages. though for your purposes would it be simpler to make the navbar an iframe? assuming thats what has to be edited on every page

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

I guess, I might do that if I have to update the navbar again. For now I think I'm good for a while

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littlest-book-shops's avatar littlest-book-shops 3 months ago

I love the pic for the latest update! I assumed it was a photo like the others but the tablings are so uniform?? Really stunning.

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littlest-book-shops's avatar littlest-book-shops 3 months ago

Oh my God I just saw the 3D prints note. -facepalm- Gorgeous stuff tho!

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Okay I do have to give props to car-based infrastructure for one thing: driving alone at night in a thunderstorm with your music playing on the speakers does fucking rock
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chilblands's avatar chilblands 3 months ago

and car karaoke bangs

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diremptiness's avatar diremptiness 3 months ago

There are truly some songs that just WORK while driving as opposed to anywhere else. I'm not that big a fan of Smashing Pumpkins, but 1979 starts playing when you're feeling introspective on the highway and the sun is setting... it just hits.

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ninevolt's avatar ninevolt 3 months ago

i loooove giving my car rides (and life) a soundtrack

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420 followers... whens the weed tabling appearing
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

the tabling-shaped weed gummy that paralyzes you for 11 hours (now available)

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killing-machine's avatar killing-machine 3 months ago

5 million pound weed-tabling

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tabf5 updated their site.
3 months ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 months ago

and that's another tabling on the /100 page!

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 3 months ago

I named my Tabling Neo

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dragonaero's avatar dragonaero 3 months ago

My Tabling is so silly bro I love him so much Thanks for making him!

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sonic2k's avatar sonic2k 3 months ago

The free sticker is like a QSL card in ham radio. That is most impressive. Well done to you! This is why I love Neocities... my kind of people.

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