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Skep has the real horoscopes this month everyone
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skep
5 months ago
Okay, but enjoy June's too because I'm going to feel bad if her genuinely thoughtful efforts are overshadowed by some asshole making jokes
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emilynhoward
5 months ago
Love it! Also thanks for the advice about checking my life insurance beneficiaries.
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notesfromearth
5 months ago
i dont want to even think about how long it took to recreate june's page LMAO
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oopsiedoodle
5 months ago
oh my god, i popped on to post my own sham horoscopes and saw this and now i am going to be late for work. i love this so much, thank you hahaha
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sorbier
5 months ago
cancer, cap, and scorp the three with the honour of being called out in some other sign's horoscope
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perplexinghodgepodge
5 months ago
Me, a libra, looking outside at the snow falling... Ehhh I'll start tomorrow.
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What do you call the ".place" part of your domain if not TLD?
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skep
5 months ago
Ah, I see. Yes, it's a TLD, but it's not custom. They released a whole bunch of new ones a number of years ago for more variety. They're generally not prohibitively expensive.
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skep
6 months ago
Also I am not trademarking this idea. I hereby release it into the wind to do as it may. Whoosh, whoosh whoosh
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brachypelmide
6 months ago
that door-in-door design is actually really cool because when you open that tiny compartment, you won't be letting cold air out of the entire fridge, but only out of that compartment. perfect for things that get moved in and out of the fridge often. anyway fuck corporate
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oopsiedoodle
6 months ago
ha. i am delighted that you still have this on your fridge. also, 2011 was only 2 or 3 years ago
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readingproject
6 months ago
I actually have a fridge with a smaller door at the front to access milk etc. I'm not sure what this says about me now! :-(
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skep
6 months ago
Well you're cool, so now I'm on board. Screw this stupid blog post, I'll delete it tomorrow
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Letter received!!
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skep
6 months ago
Had you signed it you might have noticed I just scribbled "Mike is butts" over and over for eight pages
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On second thought, another idea. You don't need to make a page use a layout if you don't want to, so if you just have a regular HTML file with your one-off style and no front matter, 11ty will just copy it over as-is.
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zhongvie
6 months ago
problem is i tend to use the same layout, its more for one off tiny things like… my games layout on my about page or the table i use on my bookmarks :think:
Hey yes thanks for the cheers. I did find the prank funny! I don’t really believe in astrology but I do find it amusing, so fair play on riffing on the horoscopes a bit. Actually every month I try to go for a sillier, more irreverent tone, but they keep coming out sounding more serious than I intend. Maybe by December they'll be where I want them
(Also, I don’t know why you changed your site back. I think it looked better a few days ago.)
On April 1st it's parody, on April 2nd it's plagiarism.
You make the cheers look so effortless, but i think writing a short and to-the-point piece is just as difficult as a long one! maybe even moreso!