a bait shop? ...in space?

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I have a platonic crush on all of you
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 7 months ago

knowing that every single person who has an account on Neocities is at minimum the type of willing to overcome the webdev difficulty curve in search of pure joy and creative meaningfulness...... that shit is life fuel man

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 7 months ago

@tabf5 SO REAL YES. TS MAKES EVERYONE ON HERE SO COOL!!

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I am loving the mercedes parked in the minecraft driveway. The rest of the site is neat too!!
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meine-erste's avatar meine-erste 7 months ago

Thank you, I am taking some inspiration from your website. Also the Mercedes is my daily driver currently.

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 7 months ago

the phrase "the mercedes parked in the minecraft driveway" is tickling my brain

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 7 months ago

This post also made me check out this website and follow it, awesome!!!

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meine-erste's avatar meine-erste 7 months ago

oopsiedoodle, I am the first person in my lineage to read that sentence.

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garfriend updated their site.
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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 7 months ago

Damn snow. It took me almost two hours to drive home from work 😭

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 7 months ago

@oopsiedoodle NOOO!! that's terrible! It's the awful slippery snow too D:

I love your blog :) Im a big fan of fish myself (from MN!) and its nice to see people into freshwater fish. I'm a pike guy myself. I Loooooove the Northern Pike
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garfriend's avatar garfriend 7 months ago

Aw thank you!!! Fuck yes all the MN people are welcome to my corner of the web!!!! FIH!!! ><>

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I just want to clarify that my "kiss a fish day" was not related to the turning point usa halftime show at all. I'm so out of it on mainstream social media that I didn't know that was actually a thing. I found out about it like just a minute ago. I just really love fish and want to kiss them all
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benny1548132's avatar benny1548132 7 months ago

what is turning point usa

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coops's avatar coops 7 months ago

@benny1548132 oh to have ur mind... its charlie kirks charity or something of the sorts. republican stuff. i wish i was in the dark.

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benny1548132's avatar benny1548132 7 months ago

oh okay so yet another outlet for fascism, imperialism, colonialism...you do not want my mind....

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gemfounding's avatar gemfounding 7 months ago

This is so wholesome ty for your love for fish <3

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Everyone’s that has ever emailed me has gotten a huge wall of text back from me💀 I get too excited to yap I’m sorry yall
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 7 months ago

Nah it's okay so do I. I reply with even more walls of text back and forth to build the lost city of word salad, brick by brick

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caminus's avatar caminus 7 months ago

I love email!! normalize emailing people!!

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jensen-cole's avatar jensen-cole 7 months ago

emailing friends is so fun!! ugh i need to get an email penpal again, i love yappers

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 7 months ago

i will yap at anyone who lets me if you need a yapper, email me. tell me anything i have many thoughts about everything

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A mouse died in my stove and all hell has broken loose
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 7 months ago

I hope the smell goes away soon if there is one, that sounds fucked up. Is it gas or electric?

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 7 months ago

@tabf5 It b gas and I already got the mf out. It was diabolically terrible. I do not wish this on my worst enemy

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garfriend updated their site.
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I didn't get to kiss a fish for valentines day and I am devastated
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underwhite's avatar underwhite 7 months ago

well go do it now there's no time

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 7 months ago

@underwhite RUNNING to the lake with my fishing stuff RIGHT NOW. I'll bite the face off the game warden if he finds out my fishing license is expired. I'm on a mission

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music-by-margaruine's avatar music-by-margaruine 7 months ago

you can press X + R2 + L3 on that one specific rock with the old fishing gear on it to skip the cutscene with the game warden. I'm not very experienced with kiss-a-fish% but this skip is SUUUPER useful.

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yogomagpie's avatar yogomagpie 7 months ago

I didn't get the chance either. The lake is frozen solid though and didn't feel like venturing out to look for an ice fishing hole

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