kockatriceking
2 months ago
so. here it is. dog eat dog / canis canem's reskin... except it isnt finished. but ive been sitting on it being unfinished for a While and i'm getting ppl asking me about subject 13/505 and its like uhh. i dont wanna throw them to the old site. so here's a very shit version of the final site. everything works its just lacking all the content
brachypelmide
2 months ago
you nailed that crappy corpo aesthetic on noumenon holy fuck. down to the crusty jpeg as the background
kockatriceking
2 months ago
thank you, i crawled around far too many modern security services sites to find the perfect vibe. maddest thing is half these real sites are supposed to be professional but they're littered with poor grammar, misspellings, or crusty ass jpegs like damn bro, could at least put *some* effort in?
kockatriceking
2 months ago
oh also added "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" to cool sites page because it was one of the major inspirations behind TF13 and i genuinely cant believe i forgot to add it until now
kockatriceking
2 months ago
my evil planes are getting so much love this year... it warms my little chicken heart....
kockatriceking
2 months ago
also while im here look at this absolutely INSANE piece i got tagged in this morning. jet-4 and hound-1 are in there! its like a game of wheres wally https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/hm43rabyotex7ei8iwfsv/IMG_3281.png?rlkey=4o8evroxso4dn7srvktoa2kjk&st=i6byhh81&e=1&dl=0
added subject 7's file and changed all pngs to ASCII to better suit the terminal aesthetic!
its fucked on mobile rn though sorry mobile gang i will get around to that at some point (<- guy who lies)
im gonna be honest dawg for a second i thought subject 13 was just the scout from tf2 😭 i should be put down
HAHAHAHAHA
I see it lowkey i do see it... curse of white guys with triangle jawlines. he's actually based off luca marinelli but like fuck i do see it... scout... lmaooo
i am so sorry for throwing this curse upon thee 😭