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7 months ago

Soon https://skep.place/images/coconut-cake.jpg

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skep 7 months ago

Cameo appearance by the kitchen sink

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zerock 7 months ago

you had better be sharing with the rest of the class

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skep 7 months ago

As long as the rest of the class doesn't number more than 7 and they're okay with the smallest slices of cake known to man

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harakanvarpu 7 months ago

Ooo I've never had coconut cake... that looks like marengue fluff 👀 Also I like the yellow duckie in the background.

sorbier 7 months ago

am i remembering right that you had issues with the kitchen sink?

skep 7 months ago

That is putting it mildly

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ghostscape 7 months ago

~Coconut lovers unite!~

sorbier 7 months ago

then this picture represents two triumphs

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7 months ago

Wow, somebody's actually reading through my manic Eleventy recap. I still largely have very little idea what I'm doing, but if there's anything you're curious about you're welcome to shoot me an email!

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skep

7 months ago

I guess I'm buying some Pepperidge Farm Frozen Coconut Layer Cake.

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skep 7 months ago

The grocery store was sold out this week though.

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brachypelmide 7 months ago

some What

oopsiedoodle 7 months ago

hahaha yes!

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miela583 7 months ago

You're saving yourself from your next potluck being coconut cake only.

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skep 7 months ago

Well now that you've said it it's going to be anyway.

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rusty-bytes 7 months ago

a man of culture

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oopsiedoodle 7 months ago

I don’t know who cut the cake but I’m here to say that coconut cake is delicious and that fact cannot possibly be considered offbeat

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skep 7 months ago

If not for this comic I'm not sure I would know that coconut cake was a thing that existed

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miela583 7 months ago

I know this wasn't the point of the essay, but do they not sell peppridge farm frozen coconut cakes in your area? The thought haunted me even after closing Neocities.

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oopsiedoodle 7 months ago

That’s exactly the cake I was thinking of. Admittedly it’s not representative of all coconut cakes, but I remember loving it as a kid. I haven’t had one in years though

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p7uen 7 months ago

I'm all for coconut cake but come on this is a party not a coffee morning!

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skep 7 months ago

Restructured my blog folders, hope nothing breaks, I shouldn't upload major site changes moments before I have to put bread in the oven

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emilynhoward 7 months ago

Years ago for Christmas, my mom gave me a giant pasta bowl. Like, I am pretty sure it would take two pounds of dried pasta cooked to fill this bowl and it certainly didn't fit anywhere in my kitchen. So I decided it was a cat bowl and put it on my coffee table. After a few weeks of hesitation, one of my cats got in it and it has been a cat bowl ever since.

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skep 7 months ago

Amazing.

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sauerbaker 8 months ago

unhackable soap

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skep

8 months ago

All right, I did the thing. There's now a site cataloging RSS feeds. Tell your friends, tell your enemies: https://rss-list.neocities.org/

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skep 8 months ago

Profile here: https://neocities.org/site/rss-list

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nohappynonsense 8 months ago

real talk, this is fuckin' rad

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harakanvarpu 8 months ago

Nice! Looks awesome! :D I need to figure out RSS feeds at some point...

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skep 8 months ago

I hope to have an easy-to-follow guide for you! You know. Someday.

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acetaminophriends 8 months ago

BLESS YOU!

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sorbier 8 months ago

did you want help on the site / content? i can write guides / provide external links

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skep

8 months ago

Plan: keep nesting flexboxes until the problem goes away

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nohappynonsense 8 months ago

i see you've been watching my website making tips n tricks videos

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emilynhoward 8 months ago

Grid inside a flexbox inside a grid inside a flexbox inside a grid.

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brachypelmide 8 months ago

it feels so bad every time i do this but sometimes there's no other choice...

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crunchweb 8 months ago

gridflexion (like inception)

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nohappynonsense 8 months ago

oh skep btw i found an unused asset that you might need: https://nohappynonsense.net/images/rssthumb.jpg

skep 8 months ago

Do you have that in an svg

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nohappynonsense 8 months ago

you know i dont

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scott2 8 months ago

Hahaha! This is the way! :D

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jsnlxndrlv skep

8 months ago

Credit where it's due: the polish and professionalism on display here is top-notch. Also, one of your taglines reminded me of android musicians, which was an unexpected delight.

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skep 8 months ago

Thank you so much, I really appreciate hearing that! I am absolutely stumped what tagline could have opened the door of thought to musical androids, even after looking through the list five times now

jsnlxndrlv 8 months ago

I'll have a sugar rush. Er, I mean a gut punch.

skep 8 months ago

OH! Duh, Skep, c'mon.

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sorbier 8 months ago

sorry to be That Person but i think neocities auto-generates an rss feed that mirrors the profile (all site updates)!

sorbier 8 months ago

so everyone on neocities has an rss feed; c.f.: https://neocities.org/site/sorbier.rss [[[credits to suboptimalism for documenting this functionality]]]

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skep 8 months ago

This is both true and something I was aware of going in, and I really don't have anything to say in my defense except: not those, those are bad

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oopsiedoodle 8 months ago

As someone who still uses an RSS reader daily, I'd love to see a list of sites that have a feed. I want more sites to follow. Also spent some time trying to figure out how to make an RSS feed just this past weekend. I think I figured it out. Maybe.

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nohappynonsense 8 months ago

skep i only half-read this post but add my rss to whatever list you're building. also if anyone needs help making an RSS feed you can ask me or skep how to do so. don't use the auto-feeds; they are bad

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brachypelmide 8 months ago

ooh! i should probably figure out a feed as well when ((FUCKING ___IFFFFFF___)) i'm done with my rewrite! i'll keep this in mind

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sorbier 8 months ago

ok treated this post as a call to action and wrote a site feed;;; i also have a blog feed... please feel free to include either or both on your list

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ajazz 8 months ago

i do wish the default feeds were a little more robust lol, "[site] has been updated" can mean anything from "i changed a few lines of css" to "i completely rebuilt my site from the ground up." i maintain a separate feed for my blog posts through my SSG but ik a lot of folks don't have the knowhow to do that

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ghostscape 8 months ago

feel free to add my blog feed even though it's been a minute. will probs make a whole site feed at some point

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grumpfox 8 months ago

I'm up for being included!

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rotheche 8 months ago

I set up an rss feed of my book reviews rather the generic neocities rss feed: https://rotheche.neocities.org/booksrss.xml is the feed.

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skep

8 months ago

Should have been using rem instead of em for my font sizes and now I'm too afraid to try fixing it

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brachypelmide 8 months ago

ha! rookie mistake B) <-- also uses em on literally everything

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nohappynonsense 8 months ago

haha what an idiot <-- uses rem and em indiscriminately and prob has px in there once or twice even

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readingproject 8 months ago

Biggest idiot of all. Why don't I know these things? I can see me messing around with a lot of css in the future. Thanks Skep. You are a genius

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emilynhoward 8 months ago

Oh god, I can nev keep those things straight. I think I have already been using rem, but I will check as I hypothetically redesign my website.

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harakanvarpu 8 months ago

I uh. I think I use pixels... What is rem? Like, the sleep?

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brachypelmide 8 months ago

yeah, like the sleep (em is a font's native size, relative to the parent element; rem is a font's native size, relative to the document)

skep 8 months ago

To simplify (and generalize) a bit, rems and ems are relative units; they're good when you want a measurement to be flexible based on a font size.

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nohappynonsense 8 months ago

real talk i use vh or vw for everything i can't remember which

skep 8 months ago

I started using those recently, they are very cool but it is a little cursed to set font size as a percentage of the browser width

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