Scorpions can survive in water for 2 days? "There's layers to this game, I'm gonna sting him in deep waters."

Rogan: GET OUT OF THERE, YOU'RE IN HIS WORLD FRIEND

You do NOT want to be in there with him! Scorpions have these CORDED MUSCLES

The price of homes has more than quadrupled since the 80s I really think I could cut it as a warlord in Africa

"You say that now but what happens when you're sick like you always are?" I'll use my easily obtained blood diamonds(obtained while healthy) to fly in doctors obviously. Then idk i guess I'll be like the Jackal from FarCry 2

I'll be known as The Scorpion 🦂 the world is my frog. When you confront me halfway through the game I'll tell you the story of the frog and the scorpion before I leave you to die(you escape and kill me in the end)

Tomorrow I'll have more tabs for you. I recommend tabposting if you need something to blog about. "I don't have so many tabs open Ask" ok just go through your history or bookmarks then. Maybe I'll do bookmarks next, that'd be novel length.

Foolish men will not obtain her, and sinful men will not see her. She is far from men of pride, and liars will never think of her.

50+ tabs to go through, some months-old. that'll make a good blog post.

think there might be something wrong, going to doc asap pls pray for me

hope it isn't serious

Actually i need a nap 1 more sec