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nexos-den 17 hours ago

Do you know why we know how much water we have in our bodies?

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brachypelmide 15 hours ago

magical glasses that say how much water something has ofc

brachypelmide updated their site.

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brachypelmide 2 days ago

miscellaneous bullshit. you'll have to hard refresh a bit

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rusty-bytes 2 days ago

the heathen looks great tbh

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brachypelmide 2 days ago

exhibit 32 of people finding my posts only via neocities updates LMAO also yeah it looks like prison food but honestly wasnt so bad. i added the cinnamon purely for the shits and i didnt feel it at all because the Gourmet s&s sauce completely masked it. the cauliflower was objectively bland tho

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dru1dsden 1 day ago

Math.random() mentioned, Math.random() mentioned!!

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brachypelmide 1 day ago

exhibit 33 💛💚💙

brachypelmide updated their site.

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brachypelmide 4 days ago

nothing ever happens

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brachypelmide

6 days ago

a reminder that when i hit 100k visits i will *also* do absolutely nothing

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brachypelmide 6 days ago

actually maybe ill release the trepang review by then. maybe something will happen

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shittymeat999 5 days ago

post a singular png

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brachypelmide 5 days ago

YES OH MY GOD YES

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brachypelmide nanni-archive

1 week ago

your site is so incredibly clean i cant even put it into words. follow reciprocated

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nanni-archive 1 week ago

Woaaah, I feel the same way about your site! I feel like you have so much for it. I’ll keep up with every single one of your updates

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brachypelmide updated their site.

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brachypelmide 1 week ago

@skep "no balls", as the young'uns say it

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pirahxcx 1 week ago

oh man, don't boil vegetables, roast them

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brachypelmide 1 week ago

this is a proud vegetable boiling household. we eat the blandest shit ever on this side of the earth

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skep 1 week ago

Okay, in hindsight I can see how my comment may have been misleading. What I meant to *imply* was I'd accept it if the potluck hadn't ended last week. I have a plan to fix this. Check back tomorrow. (very funny post, by the way)

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harakanvarpu 1 week ago

3rd trump term is the scariest thing in the possible side effects so unfortunately I'm too scared to make this dish 😭 and I'm not even american

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brachypelmide 1 week ago

@skep "CHECK BACK TOMORROW"???! THATS TERRIFYING LMAO

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kockatriceking 1 week ago

as a certified one-time Rice Farmer™ from generations of Rice Farmers™ i can officially say - you dont need to wash rice its finnnneeee. its finneee dont even worry about it its fineeeeeee

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kockatriceking 1 week ago

i realise now that sounds disingenuous. you legitimately do not need to wash commercial white rice, its safe to cook it straight from the sack. the arsenic levels are in the actual plant itself and washing doesnt do jack shit to remove it, removing the outer bran shell gets rid of most and the steaming process removes a lot too. but like its just In the rice as part of the growing process.

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brachypelmide

1 week ago

i love the dissonance between all the people who submitted their stuff to skep's potluck and my bronze age ass being proud of cooking rice and pouring sweet & sour sauce leftover from the time i was in a chinese food joint yesterday over it with a side of boiled flavorless cauliflower. i eat like a fucking PEASANT. im the coughing baby in the "coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb" rap battle

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brachypelmide 1 week ago

that rice was so fucking good. they should hire me at a hospital cause i have an innate talent that lets me cook the blandest food in existence and somehow enjoy eating it. am i just that low maintenance

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tabf5 1 week ago

i havent looked at the recipes yet but sweet and sour sauce rice already wins in my book

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skep 1 week ago

I'd accept that for the potluck. No hesitation.

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pirahxcx 1 week ago

I have a journal tag just for the stuff I cook but I wasn't confident enough to submit to the potluck

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kockatriceking 1 week ago

potluck...?

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brachypelmide

1 week ago

trepang2 review going well. almost 10k words. 74kb. maybe halfway done with it

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brachypelmide 1 week ago

96.1 MB of video footage on file.garden

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bluechinchompa 1 week ago

holy wow

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 week ago

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tesseractentity updated their site.

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brachypelmide updated their site.

2 weeks ago

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brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

an astonishing 23 new quotes because i keep saying dumb fucking shit all the time

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brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

if firefox gives me one more security risk error i will obliterate Mongolia

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brachypelmide

2 weeks ago

are images on neocities returning security risk errors for anyone else. firefox 154.0.1

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mozartsempiano 2 weeks ago

I'm getting them too!

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harakanvarpu 2 weeks ago

No, but they aren't loading in either :0

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harakanvarpu 2 weeks ago

Oh nvm now they did

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kockatriceking 2 weeks ago

only your log page is throwing security risk for me, all other ppls pages & other pages on ur site afaik are working

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brachypelmide updated their site.

2 weeks ago

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brachypelmide updated their site.

2 weeks ago

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brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

even more moodboard brainrot

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brachypelmide

2 weeks ago

if there's one thing i hate it's the fucking neocities auto posts. and ai. new blog post. but no neocities autopost because i uploaded the entirety of blog.html to a wrong folder and so i deleted it which cause the autopost to delete itself as well.

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brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

oh never FUCKING mind the new files just appended themselves to the autopost from 23 HOURS AGO.

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brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

there's like steam coming out of my head im so mad. anyway new blog post go read it

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tristansgrave 2 weeks ago

bro is fuming with a capital F 😭😭😭

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kirbeedia 2 weeks ago

dang, not paint.net D-:

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worldwideshen 2 weeks ago

it only publishes a new update every 24 hours, anything else is appended to the previous update. it's weird, but that's how it works. i wish there was a way to delete or excluded certain pages from the feed. and yeah, renaming a file will break your feed...

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brachypelmide 2 weeks ago

honestly if they just lowered the update interval to 12 hours it would be a world of difference. you can already kind of exclude certain pages from the feed by first uploading them as a non-html file (i.e. i upload test.html as test.js) and then renaming them back to .html

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brachypelmide updated their site.

3 weeks ago

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brachypelmide 3 weeks ago

have some images while i take care of uni stuff

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brachypelmide

3 weeks ago

you can tell when my university is starting to rear its ugly head again because my site becomes DEAD and GLOOMY overnight

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brachypelmide 3 weeks ago

i also started working on the trepang² review again so thats also why

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brachypelmide

3 weeks ago

sorry hello WHERE did these 600 visits come from

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harakanvarpu 3 weeks ago

One of them was me :3

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bluechinchompa 3 weeks ago

you could start an army and take over a small part of poland with that many visitors

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brachypelmide art1st1x

3 weeks ago

godlike artstyle. follow reciprocated

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art1st1x 3 weeks ago

Holy smokes, you're quick to the draw. Loving your site by the way. Just updated my robots.txt with your findings.

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brachypelmide 3 weeks ago

right before i went to sleep too. hope you enjoyed my place. i certainly enjoyed yours

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brachypelmide updated their site.

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brachypelmide 3 weeks ago

in today's update: a blog page rewrite (because of course), new post (recording_buttons.html), and miscellaneous CSS fixes. hard refresh like you mean it

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brachypelmide 3 weeks ago

on top of that i also posted a post that displays my robots.txt file

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