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garfriend

4 months ago

cop asked about my doorbell camera (aqara not ring) regarding a car theft, but idk if he saw the one billion dome security cameras around the rest of the house...

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garfriend

4 months ago

My tumblr turning 13 today was a slap in the face

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barracudachan 4 months ago

Soon, it's gonna be smoking and saying "You're not my real Dad!"

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ratlands 4 months ago

Mine's old enough to vote

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garfriend

4 months ago

I remember my fellow bartenders/servers excited to not be taxed on tips, but now we all owe taxes ahaha funny that’s so awesome…

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nicedifferentunusual 4 months ago

I don't know how you Americans do it with your tipping culture. It's just an excuse for businesses to not pay you properly.

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garfriend 4 months ago

@nicedifferentunusual yes and bc of the tips, no one can afford to unionize nor would they want to :/

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ladyinbed 4 months ago

dat sounds rough. tipping isn’t common where I live, but it’s crazy how govts. keep finding ways to squeeze more money out of us.

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tabf5 4 months ago

"Oops! Sorry Mr. IRS, literally no one tipped me this year. Yeah yeah, not even in cash. Crazy right?" B) bulletproof alibi. Jokes aside I fucking hate what this country does to servers' wages

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lindentea 4 months ago

oh, huh. when i was a barista i distinctly recall needing to report all tips paid w/ credit, and we were "supposed" to report our cash tips, but nobody i know ever reported *all* of them.

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lindentea 4 months ago

(Maryland btw)

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garfriend 4 months ago

@lindentea tips were reported but the big beautiful bill made it so tips aren’t taxed

tabf5 4 months ago

YES!!!! Tips now go to private healthcare premiums instead of the federal government we get a say in. #winning

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hyperdermics 4 months ago

thats so weird, i got more back this year than usual bc of not taxing tips (barista in indiana))

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garfriend updated their site.

4 months ago

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caminus 4 months ago

happy spring!!

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ratlands 4 months ago

omg I actually flinched when I read that shower drain story. Noooo!!!

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ratlands 4 months ago

Also, rest in peace Bear. He sounds like he was a lovely and well-loved cat.

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oopsiedoodle 4 months ago

What a sweet cat <3 House centipedes are my nemesis. I call them racers because they’re so damn fast 😩

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garfriend 4 months ago

@oopsiedoodle my partner and I joke that they always look like they have somewhere important to be which is charming imo

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garfriend updated their site.

5 months ago

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tabf5 5 months ago

People dont talk enough about how sleeping in a funny position SUCKS

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garfriend 5 months ago

Fr I am not having a good time. Being at a desk is so painful rn D:

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garfriend

5 months ago

A bit late, but thanks for 700 followers!!! ><> fish 4eva, ya fishy fiends!!!!

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tabf5 5 months ago

how many in the gar nation? idk about 6 7 hundred lets go!!!!!!!!!!!

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meyyebs 5 months ago

woww congrats!!!!

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plastigon 5 months ago

Congrats!! Fish gang fish gang!

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barracudachan 5 months ago

Thank you for being so cool!

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pengat 5 months ago

That's so cool! Congrats! :D

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underwhite 5 months ago

7 is the lucky number, get yourself something nice today!

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calzonie 5 months ago

hell yeah congrats!!!

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garfriend

5 months ago

We need a fishy webring for all of my fellow fish sites even if just “fish” is in the name. I just can’t wrap my head around how to make webrings tbh

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ichomancer 5 months ago

If you do this I will increase the fishiness of my site by at least 200%. Fish are awesome

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barracudachan 5 months ago

Fish gang up in here lol

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tabf5 5 months ago

@amaxivermis might know something, i saw them set up a lizard webring recently

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silliestgoose-online 5 months ago

ngl i thought your page name was riffing on Garfield for a while

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turbuggy 5 months ago

@silliestgoose-online you made me realize, just now, that it ISN'T referencing Garfield LOL

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caminus 5 months ago

petra pixel made a webring code I really like, called webringu. super easy to use, lmk if you need help!!

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garfriend

5 months ago

Affinity made cavalry free oh my god holy shit. I’ve been begging screaming crying to be able to do motion design for forever without adobe bs

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tabf5 5 months ago

It even has Lottie export. Personal sites are about to get a glow-up

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mpekamitzio updated their site.

5 months ago

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garfriend updated their site.

5 months ago

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garfriend 5 months ago

cars added: mazda mx-81 + nissan judo

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p7uen 5 months ago

Oh my god I want a Nissan Judo as a pet.

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mpekamitzio updated their site.

5 months ago

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garfriend updated their site.

5 months ago

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caminus 5 months ago

shop looks amazing!!

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garfriend updated their site.

5 months ago

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oscarspage 5 months ago

win

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petal-pusher garfriend

5 months ago

I LOVE FISH!!! AND I LOVE YOUR SITE!!

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garfriend 5 months ago

FISH 4EVA !!! ><>

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garfriend updated their site.

5 months ago

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garfriend 5 months ago

cars added to the big car list: toyota starlet, mazda 121 bubble, autozam az1, nissan ev4 concept, + ford zx2

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tabf5 5 months ago

My condolences to whoever passed, hope everyone in your family finds peace. The art in the fish feed goes crazy by the way, every time I come back to it I find out you're even more talented than I previously knew

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ratlands 5 months ago

Sorry for your family's loss. Your art's been looking great lately - love the combination of space and fish!

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garfriend

5 months ago

Gonna celebrate America’s 250th in the most American way possible: loving LBGTQIA+ rights, science, diversity, equity, immigrants, labor rights, tenant rights, women, and free speech. The grand finale of my fireworks show is burning an American flag.

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houseinthewoods 5 months ago

heck yeah

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p7uen 5 months ago

Burning it upside down?

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nicedifferentunusual 5 months ago

Wait...you mean it's not celebrated by eating copious amounts of McDonalds, beating up black people and blasting schools with AK-47s?

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lobre 5 months ago

the most american thing you can do

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garfriend

5 months ago

Bring back sexspec cars

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silliestgoose-online 5 months ago

idk what this is and I'm kinda afraid to ask

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plastigon 5 months ago

bring back huh

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garfriend 5 months ago

LOOK IT UP YALL!! Its the crazy cars with bright colors n chromed out stuff

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silliestgoose-online 5 months ago

oh those look very Need for Speed Underground 2. I fw it

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garfriend updated their site.

5 months ago

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kilometres 5 months ago

watching the integrity splashdown rn!

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garfriend

5 months ago

I love being a pea brain

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plastigon 5 months ago

pea brain is bliss......

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barracudachan 5 months ago

"Barra, you have no idea how stupid you are." Actually I do!

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ninevolt 5 months ago

when i was young i used to think it was pee brain

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garfriend

5 months ago

I wish someone would invent a new sleeping position. I’m bored of all of them now.

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skigothy 5 months ago

you can invent your own with enough courage and extra pillows

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coffeeplant 5 months ago

ostrich pillow changes the game. opens up a whole new world of sleeping in public

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bodacious44 5 months ago

hit that halo ce death pose unmatched sleep tech

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