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brachypelmide 6 months ago

that door-in-door design is actually really cool because when you open that tiny compartment, you won't be letting cold air out of the entire fridge, but only out of that compartment. perfect for things that get moved in and out of the fridge often. anyway fuck corporate

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skep 6 months ago

Using that as my email sign-off at work

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brachypelmide 6 months ago

LMAO

oopsiedoodle 6 months ago

ha. i am delighted that you still have this on your fridge. also, 2011 was only 2 or 3 years ago

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skep 6 months ago

Yeah, it's really weird how it feels like I've lived half my life since then

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readingproject 6 months ago

I actually have a fridge with a smaller door at the front to access milk etc. I'm not sure what this says about me now! :-(

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skep 6 months ago

Well you're cool, so now I'm on board. Screw this stupid blog post, I'll delete it tomorrow

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readingproject 6 months ago

I'm only cool because I use my fridge as an air conditioner

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brouillon-general updated their site.

6 months ago

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emilynhoward skep

6 months ago

Letter received!!

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hastiesthandiwork 6 months ago

that's from both of us, i just forgot to sign it

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skep 6 months ago

Had you signed it you might have noticed I just scribbled "Mike is butts" over and over for eight pages

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hastiesthandiwork 6 months ago

i noticed, i just can't really argue against it

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skep zhongvie

6 months ago

On second thought, another idea. You don't need to make a page use a layout if you don't want to, so if you just have a regular HTML file with your one-off style and no front matter, 11ty will just copy it over as-is.

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zhongvie 6 months ago

problem is i tend to use the same layout, its more for one off tiny things like… my games layout on my about page or the table i use on my bookmarks :think:

brouillon-general updated their site.

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skep

6 months ago

<- Will troubleshoot your site's font issue unsolicited, apparently

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skep 6 months ago

That arrow works better on desktop than it does on mobile, so go view this post on desktop and get back to me

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emilynhoward 6 months ago

It does not work better on desktop than on mobile. You are trying to play a 2007 Facebook trick and it will not work.

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emilynhoward 6 months ago

But I will keep this in mind if my site has any font issues.

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skep 6 months ago

Fine, I guess I'm gonna need y'all to image the arrow is either pointing up or is non-existent, your choice. I haven't figured out who around here handles arrow issues unsolicited yet.

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hastiesthandiwork 6 months ago

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zerock 6 months ago

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skep 6 months ago

No, c'mon, I can't make Mike my banter guy, my septic-cleaning guy, AND my arrow guy. That's just asking too much of him.

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hastiesthandiwork 6 months ago

i think it's only fair since you're my cocktail guy, my chocolate chip guy, and my bad taste in christmas music guy

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silliestgoose-online skep

6 months ago

Thank you for catching that CSS issue that messed up my fonts! I got that fixed with your help and credited you on my blog :p

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skep 6 months ago

I must go now citizen, for duty calls. Up, up, and awaaaaay!

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skep grassworm

6 months ago

This comic is lovely. I'm glad to have chanced upon it this evening.

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grassworm 6 months ago

thank you! i'm glad you enjoyed!

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skep updated their site.

6 months ago

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miela583 6 months ago

I'm glad you tried and didn't hate it! Do you have any slightly less common dessert recommendations for people?

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oopsiedoodle 6 months ago

It never in this world would have occurred to me that the cake itself should be coconut flavored. Also, a wedge-shaped slice from a square-shaped cake. Interesting.

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emilynhoward 6 months ago

I was a little SKEPtical, you might say, that this whole thing was worth following through on, but you won me over. You did not convince me to buy this cake, though.

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americasdecline 6 months ago

congratulations on your future pulitzer for investigative reporting. this was fascinating lmao.

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skep 6 months ago

@Miela I mostly just eat baking chocolate. But I also steal all the Rip Van Stroopwafels from work.

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skep 6 months ago

@June You just slice the square pizza-style, as the side flap helpfully demonstrates. Believe me, I was going to complain about the image on the front of the box at first too.

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skep 6 months ago

@Emily So what I'm hearing is that you have no faith in my abilities. That's okay, me neither.

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skep 6 months ago

@Decline I bet those bastards snub me again this year.

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hastiesthandiwork 6 months ago

now this is content

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zerock 6 months ago

content? no, this is art

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notesfromearth 6 months ago

we love skep for always being open to the whims of the neocities community (radioactive button, potluck etc.)

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p7uen 6 months ago

Mary Berry would like a word with Mr. Farm about his flavourless sponge: https://maryberrycooks.co.uk/mary-berry-coconut-cake/

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hastiesthandiwork 6 months ago

art? no, this is cake

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skep 6 months ago

@Vúi <3

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skep 6 months ago

@p7uen ...Great, I'm going to have to make this now, aren't I

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skep hastiesthandiwork

6 months ago

This all seems like an elaborate ruse to get Skep to update his long-neglected Links page.

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hastiesthandiwork 6 months ago

7 years of planning, precognition, and subterfuge; fulfilled.

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skep 6 months ago

You have to respect the effort.

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6 months ago

..."Soon", of course, being heavily dependent on when I can actually motivate myself to sit down and write something.

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brachypelmide 6 months ago

mood

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myrtletribe 6 months ago

the eternal struggle

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crunchweb 6 months ago

relatable

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