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3 months ago

Your site has a certain vibe that I can't really distinguish. I don't know why, it just feels oddly nostalgic. Great stuff!

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skep 3 months ago

Man of mystery, that's me. I'll take it, thank you!

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skep updated their site.

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skep 3 months ago

IT IS DONE

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tofutush 3 months ago

whoa, this looks amazing!

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skep 3 months ago

Thank you <3

rusty-bytes 3 months ago

I love the look!!!!!

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crunchweb 3 months ago

this looks so good!

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myrtletribe 3 months ago

i love it also dying at Sam's cooking entry. it sort of reminds me of neopets, very nostalgic

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harakanvarpu 3 months ago

Oooooo! Looks great!!

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oopsiedoodle 3 months ago

It looks fab! Your Eomer image is broken btw. He is totally a bean boy

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skep 3 months ago

Eomer *would* be broken.

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emilynhoward 3 months ago

Congratulations, truly impressive! Also impressive is your hairsplitting about Gollum and Smeagol being two different people.

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p7uen 3 months ago

IT'S HAPPENING!

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sorbier 3 months ago

100% on neopets, that sub yellow + full page sidebar is so pointed. i can't believe you axed vintage skep without mercy, not even an "old layouts" page, forward change is RUTHLESS

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skep 3 months ago

I thought about adding v1 as a preference toggle, but I made enough changes to the structure that it would have been difficullt to implement without doing a bunch MORE work

kunfucutsman 3 months ago

Um actually @skep 🤓☝️ Bilbo Baggins cooks his own meals, as he is shown to cook and serve meals several times, the two most prominent examples being the unexpected visit of the dwarves on The Hobbit (he had to host a 14 guest party out of nowhere), and Gandalf's bday visit at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring. Furthermore, the only known servant employed on Bag End is Sam Gangee, so no cooks for the Bagginses

kunfucutsman 3 months ago

The other's cooking habits are on point tho 👌👌 Also, I like the new look!

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skep 3 months ago

Bah, everyone knows The Hobbit and the first chapter or so of Fellowship aren't canon.

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dicjournal 3 months ago

This is such a cool and dynamic layout! And the subtle polka dot pattern!!

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asterion 3 months ago

Congratulations on the release of your new look!

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ghostscape 3 months ago

I'm here with the hot take that Aragorn is a Huel guy (also nice layout, now recreate the map of neopia pls)

thatryzzle 3 months ago

I like the new design! Though, I've noticed that the buttons on the bottom left don't look right when hovering over them on desktop; they look fine at mobile'ish width (on Safari and Chrome at both widths).

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4 months ago

The Skep-Sorbier collab everybody has been clamoring for is FINALLY HERE! Introducing *cross goss!*, where we do crosswords and then largely complain about them! https://crossgoss.neocities.org/

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acetaminophriends 4 months ago

Sounds like my kind of fun!

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brouillon-general updated their site.

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p7uen 4 months ago

I never even considered this, a lot of you guys are really good with accessibility, I must try harder.

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skep 4 months ago

Regardless of the site, there is always room to try a little harder!

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skep updated their site.

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skep

4 months ago

The faucet replacement was annoying but not dramatic enough to write about. No crying and only one emergency trip to the hardware store.

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

We are about to have our entire siding replaced. But as I am only paying many thousands of dollars to have the work done rather than doing the work myself it will definitely not be fodder for my next novel.

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skep 4 months ago

Dang, I wanted to read that

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zerock 4 months ago

is it really even a project if you don't make at least one unplanned trip to the hardware store?

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brouillon-general updated their site.

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hastiesthandiwork 4 months ago

whoa what the FUCK happened to neocities?

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skep 4 months ago

See, at least I have the decency to announce sweeping visual changes in advance so nobody is surprised

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zerock 4 months ago

RED ALERT: THEY HAVE OPENED THE CSS FILE

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sorbier 4 months ago

skep, is your site redesign done? sadly looks weird on my phone ):

skep 4 months ago

Sorb, I ain't done nothing yet. The implication is either that my site has always looked weird on your phone (which is bad) or has always looked weird in a poorly-designed way (which is harsh but fair)

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hastiesthandiwork 4 months ago

looks fine on my phone tbh https://hastiesthandi.work/images/skepmobile.jpg

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skep 4 months ago

I did not anticipate resolutions that low (and will have to start doing so), but I love this <3

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skep 4 months ago

> skepmobile.jpg Somebody get on designing the Skepmobile

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sorbier 4 months ago

incredible flex, hastiest

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sorbier 4 months ago

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skep 4 months ago

Ah, I see, I see. Well, beats me.

skep 4 months ago

I have done the only thing I can think to do, which is: add some missing semicolons to the CSS.

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4 months ago

Bathroom faucet needs replaced.

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absolutely-divine 4 months ago

i used this tutorial when mine broke: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=cFlar1jv3lIMFAwM

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skep 4 months ago

Those are the same instructions I followed to replace the kitchen sink and it took a day and a half

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zerock 4 months ago

just move to a new house tbh

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miela583 4 months ago

You should get a really ostentatious one, especially if it matches the vibe of absolutely nothing else in your home. Then you can enter the King of Faucets tournament. It's pretty exclusive, but I think you could talk your way into an invite.

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skep 4 months ago

Do the judges travel to each contestant's house for that, or do I have to take my countertop somewhere like they do for dog shows?

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miela583 4 months ago

You do have to take your countertop around to places, but the tournament organizers will give you a free utility trailer.

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skep 4 months ago

Sounds like Skep figured out how to score one free utility trailer.

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asterion 4 months ago

Good luck.

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skep updated their site.

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skep 4 months ago

Thanks to herzogzwei for the inspiration and photos, go follow - https://neocities.org/site/herzogzwei

hastiesthandiwork 4 months ago

too long can you make a tik tok about this instead

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skep 4 months ago

No

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hastiesthandiwork 4 months ago

a tweet will do, then. thanks, Skep!

skep 4 months ago

*tweets link to page*

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overclockworked 4 months ago

Going to dollar stores and seeing this kind of thing irl is a one of a kind experience. Last time I went to one I saw a minions t-shirt that said "LE BUDDIES" in big bold letters, an Elsa doll labelled "Diversity Princess", and in the card games section I found the sequel to Uno; Dos. Left the store disoriented and confused and feeling like I just visited another dimension, would recommend.

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kunfucutsman 4 months ago

I agree with you, Giovanni's outfit goes HARD

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skep 4 months ago

I will not hear a bad word about Giovanni. Legend.

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p7uen 4 months ago

The

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

I will commit to life with 3000% PASSION.

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rusty-bytes 4 months ago

This is amazing, it's giving when Spongebob had to write his essay and wrote THE

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herzogzwei 4 months ago

incredible work, i didn't even notice the bottom hem was sewm on backwards until you pointed it out... and i've seen a sweatshirt similar to the weed-flavored ramen one before, but it was just plain chicken. long live giovanni, the king

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oopsiedoodle 4 months ago

Something tells me this isn’t the first indignant speech you’ve made about the peeing Calvin stickers

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divergentrays 4 months ago

MADE WITH 3000% PASSION gives such PowerThirst vibes! - https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?si=LlBDudT2kBNyfJNr

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skep updated their site.

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

We had a couple of those in front of our house and a pair of house finches would nest in one. Unfortunately we did have to remove them because they were planted right above the sewer line that goes to the street and the roots kept growing into the pipes. Mourning Doves must be so widely spread beause they can tolerate human presence, a sad advantage that some creatures have and others don't.

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

I also think that while the arborvitae may be the tree of life, it's a pretty wretched landscaping plant. It just grows into an untameable blob after a while. (Also everyone around here pronounces it arbor vi-tee instead of arbor vee-tai. I know it's wrong but I say it that way to avoid looking like a snob.)

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skep 4 months ago

Huh, and here I've been pronouncing it "arbor vi-tuh" this whole time like a dullard. Anyway I agree, I have a hard time seeing myself willingly planting one of these things.

oopsiedoodle 4 months ago

i'm such a dumdum that i'd just call them "bush"

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emilynhoward 4 months ago

Taking classical Latin in college ruined me for life in ways I could not anticipate.

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p7uen 4 months ago

Incredibly lovely!

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