i need more oomfs/e-friends/mutuals

i hope people can tell when im joking/being sarcastic, im not a prick, at least i hope not

i am a [peacock] showing my [plumes] to noone in particular, in other words, in other words i'm a loser baby, so why dont you kill me

all quiet on the western updates page

when oo are curious, shout wild like monkey and go slam bed with fist after wake, only to discover that significant other lying there too, then welcome blug welcome to (not) jam https://file.garden/amCRTQOdSwugFeeN/lying%20face%20down%20in%20the%20dirt.mp3

i was expecting a visitor that afternoon, and when he arrived I realized that I didn't know anything other than I was expecting a visitor, she introduced herself as Margret, but I decided to call her Ziggy. Ziggy let herself in and brought with her, a feather cushion and a large tin of some sort. she told me to stand in the middle of my living room, she sounded very official she stood behind me and poured what could