it's not like it's a ps5 and there were no games to get here's your switch 2 babe, get yourself something nice

How did this story end? he broke up with her because he could tell she was cooling off. Then he emailed her employer and got her fired from her job. he also wanted the switch 2 back. she auctioned it for $150. still doesn't have any games, but at least it has a story.

she'll be okay, cute autistic e-girl, infinite suitors. only had a job in the first place because he couldn't provide for her not even a game for her switch 2.

I know the cell charger in the Cyclops is a disastrous idea, but I wonder if the battery charger isn't... Forget it that's silly. What I neeeed is... Just to have enough material to build small bases with charging stations near volcanic vents. Plenty of food and drink on the Cyclops with muh melons

Imagine real life being this easy 🥲 Nutrient-rich melons growing every 20 minutes in your garden. Unlimited energy with infinitely reusable batteries.

Oh a Reaper tried getting me and I was saved by a single mushroom tree blocking him as he charged at me. I'm still not thrilled with them existing. I have to go down deeper now. I need to build stuff for the prawn suit. I'm not scared at all, nothing can stop me! Nothing can even HURT me, I am man. man CONQUERS.

+I know Surging Scylla is looking out for me anyway. That reminds me of a vid of a diver who almost drowned, didn't, said an angel helped him find the way to the surface, and there were the typical seething comments from Really Good and Empathetic People who would've preferred he just died than for him to be thankful to something they don't believe in.

new Metro game looks bad, i cant put my finger on it but I'm right. i'll think about it

Sudden great mood idk what happened i need to leverage this into something BIG

I haven't slept since the day I was born.