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fauux capstasher

3 months ago

My wife's son had to go to the ER because of your wreckless flashing website. Not cool dude.

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capstasher 3 months ago

My apologies, Mr. Trudeau. I hope young Xavier James makes a speedy recovery!

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wiredcollective 3 months ago

put a warning, my wifes boyfriend son had the same and I cannot use the xbox anymore

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icandoanything 3 months ago

my wifes step son had to go to the ER because the wokeless site as as ass as well. Nuh Kuh. Man. Im fucking pissed

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ongezell 3 months ago

My boyfriend's wife bastard step son will go to medical school to profit from this. really cool dude

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capstasher 3 months ago

My swinger partner's husband's boyfriend's step-son, whose skin flashes black and white rapidly, saw this page as cultural appropriation and took great offense to it. He reported me to the British authorities, and said that I called him the F-word too (which I would never say! I only ever say "flasha" when it comes up in songs, but I would never say the full F-word) and I may be serving 15 years in prison soon.

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3dmoose 2 months ago

My dad became gay because of this and we ended up baging because of this put warnings dude

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rentryresource capstasher

3 months ago

Hey, I respect you as a creative but that "joke" thing about the flashing was... Real bad. You doing ok? *edit* ...People with epilepsy aren't children, but ok, you have fun.

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capstasher 3 months ago

You need to fire some gunshots to keep the rent low sometimes. I'll probably remove it when I have access to a PC. Too many overgrown kids on Neocities.

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thoughts-about-stuff updated their site.

3 months ago

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baristamae

3 months ago

i asked a while ago if people would be interested in reading my thesis......i finally uploaded it aha https://baristamae.neocities.org/files/redacted-thesis.pdf

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baristamae updated their site.

3 months ago

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spackman-chris updated their site.

3 months ago

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keymapsgb updated their site.

3 months ago

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capstasher updated their site.

3 months ago

88x31collection-page1

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someotherstranger 3 months ago

Any particular reason this page is a flashbang on loop? @.@

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sakana 3 months ago

*dies*

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capstasher 3 months ago

Someone complained that the buttons on the page may affect those with photosensitive epilepsy, which is really not how it works, so I decided to add a trigger warning in the form of the background flashing intensively so you die before you reach the buttons.

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feelingmachine 3 months ago

well that certainly isn't a constructive way to take a genuine concern over. i know this is slightly hyperbolic but photosensitive epilepsy really isn''t something to play about, that shit kills people, there's a reason things come with warnings about it. also, you doing THIS instead of, for example, a toggle that starts/stops gif autoplay, comes off as very rude in general.

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feelingmachine 3 months ago

hope you find the kindness in your heart to do literally anything but this, because not only that, it makes it obnoxious as fuck for EVERYONE to use. you've rendered the whole thing practically worthless because you'd rather be petty. great job! really awesome

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someotherstranger 3 months ago

@capstasher The page flashing might've burned my crops, destroyed my village and killed my family, but nonetheless I find your explanation thoroughly hilarious. Can confirm I died before reaching the buttons. I'm writing this from the Pearly Gates. (St. Peter's been squinting at my ID for a long time. Probably should've got that renewed before I passed).

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capstasher 3 months ago

@feelingmachine It's not genuine concern. Genuine concern is informed concern. It takes less than a minute to find out the frequency, field of view coverage, and contrast needed to trigger photosensitive epilepsy. Anyone who is more sensitive than that knows they have to be careful when they browse the Internet and have tools designed to browse it safely. Do not give me this faux concern.

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capstasher 3 months ago

@someotherstranger we can reimburse up to 20% the market value of lost crops. As for the Heaven situation, I know a guy who can get you in. When you reach the door ask for Jesus and He'll say you're with Him.

someotherstranger 3 months ago

@capstasher Amen brother.

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divinicide 3 months ago

When I stare at flashing lights, I feel like a better and stronger version of myself.

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pxhc 3 months ago

Ah, seems like I missed dying. Who here is old enough to remember when that Pokemon episode aired? Even though that one didn't air in my country, mothers were terribly afraid of their kids watching Pokemon.

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bobk77 updated their site.

3 months ago

jetpoweredtrashcat capstasher

3 months ago

hey - thx for the 88x31 archive its really helpful. i was wondering if you could either put a warnin at the top of the archive about flashing/strobing lights or maybe quarantine the ones that strobe really bad on their own page? some of these buttons could be dangerous for someone with photosensitive epilepsy or migraine.

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capstasher 3 months ago

fixed

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benitengu updated their site.

3 months ago