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brachypelmide

1 month ago

turns out i have asthma. dope

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nexos-den 1 month ago

oh :( Sorry to hear that

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kockatriceking 1 month ago

ah, that's what the chest and allergy thing was? the good thing about asthma is it is relatively treatable, at least. hopefully it will help you feel better now you know what you have and have access to treatments

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nicegirlslumber 1 month ago

we twinss 🤞

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

@kockatriceking https://file.garden/aYeykHscQ03QvS3m/treatments.png LMAO

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kockatriceking 1 month ago

@brachy TRUE but hell i guess at least they exist, i hope u can get em

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

rewrite going well. release date december 2032

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tristansgrave 1 month ago

thats basically tomorrow dude chill ... take a break or something ....

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

ok. taking a break. release date december 3032

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tristansgrave 1 month ago

yo i said take a break not move up the deadline CLOSER

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karpdm brachypelmide

2 months ago

yo - amazing site; fellow linux webmaster

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

SWAG thank you

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karpdm 2 months ago

#noKarpOnCod

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

re: website rewrite: i'm rewriting the codebase sorta from scratch and the fact i could just copy over console.js with just some simple I/O changes and have it work Instantly was so, so fuckin gratifying. i finally made it as a jabbascript coder and i can now earn $4 per month if even

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pirahxcx 2 months ago

what do you use to make your site?

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

vscodium for HTML CSS and JS and paint.net for assets

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

you would not believe your eyes if t̵e̵n̵ ̵m̵i̵l̵l̵i̵o̵n̵ ̵f̵i̵r̵e̵f̵l̵i̵e̵s̵ i started rewriting mY FUCKING WEBSITE AGAIN!!!!!!!!

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

oh man i thought the unicode strikethru text would look better anyway HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

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nexos-den 2 months ago

WHY HOW ARE YOU CRAZY?

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kockatriceking 2 months ago

the urge gets you man i know exactly what you mean

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blankbarrel 2 months ago

Adding another tally to the board. Damnit.

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pirahxcx 2 months ago

although I completely rewrote the css, scripts and markup of my this site three or four times already (without changing the main design), I mostly just go an make a new one (if you see the supporter tag after my name, it's because I'm creating new subdomains this month :P)

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tristansgrave 2 months ago

its okay twin every version of your site is so peak so i have no doubts that this version will also be peak

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

it will be so peak it'll be goddamn mount everest twin

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

i love the little tail waggles that blackbirds do. beautiful birds

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

thank you for coming to my TED talk

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blankbarrel 2 months ago

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pirahxcx 2 months ago

it's something to think about

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tabf5 2 months ago

i love TED talks. who the fuck is Ted

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handrambles 2 months ago

[Applause]

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pacrobat 2 months ago

someone had to say it

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brachypelmide jaam

2 months ago

i didn't see your response to my mullvad post until now but i've been using posteo as an alternative to proton and while the user experience is more janky than with proton it's bearable and the prices are much lower while giving you basically the same feature set (12 EUR yearly instead of like 50 for proton)

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jaam 2 months ago

oh wow thanks for the recommendation! will check proteo out then.

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

i SWEAR im alive and not just three rotting corpses in a trenchcoat

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kockatriceking 2 months ago

me except i am three corpses in a trenchcoat

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nexos-den 2 months ago

Hmmmm I'm not sure... Can I take a bite so I can confirm you are alive?

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

i taste like cardboard and 10 years of childhood trauma i wouldn't recommend biting me

brachypelmide

2 months ago

my bike of 4 years just had 3 catastrophic malfunctions back to back and is now destined only for the scrapyard and in those 10 minutes where i was watching my bike helplessly selfdestruct itself i have felt every human emotion possible and now i'm an empty husk

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

EIN HUNDERT FOLLOWIEREN or however the germans say it YAY

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weska 2 months ago

HELL YEAHHHH!!!! GRATULIERE!!!!!

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tabf5 2 months ago

GUTEN JOBBEN 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️hundred spiders ja🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

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kockatriceking 2 months ago

JAAAAAA JUHUU YIPPEEEEE

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

yesterday temperatures in Poland were as high as in Dubai

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weska 2 months ago

i thought i'd die

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tabf5 2 months ago

apparently the Eastern US is finally getting its turn at being set on fire this weekend with 40C temps oh boy!

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sneekrealm 2 months ago

[with the most regretful voice cos of yall having to endure this] thank you poland for taking the bullet for us (for now), sincerely, An Estonian (only gotten hit with nearly 30c at most here) (FOR NOW)

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

PSA: mullvad's founder donated 5,000,000 USD to a swedish formerly-leftwing-now-rightwing-populist party. if you use mullvad you might want to consider other options. source: https://www.flamman.se/techprofil-ger-miljoner-till-orebropartiet/

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

also what is it with all of these guys just suddenly being like yeah whatever im a nazi now. first proton now this? at least with proton it was only 1 of their like 5 head executives supporting the trump admin but still.

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tabf5 2 months ago

why cant we just have nice things. I guess there's IVPN now?

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nexos-den 2 months ago

Yup can't have nice things ig...

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

@tabf5 yeah i've seen ivpn being recommended. seems like that's the safe harbor for the time being

jaam 2 months ago

would you happen to know of any alternative to proton? or if there is any good ones at all. it's what i use for email currently :/

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

i fell off

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

the carpet and broke both tibiae, left femur, 32 other bones, suffered intense internal haemorrhaging, and died on the scene

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ninevolt 2 months ago

bro fell off

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tabf5 2 months ago

my goat? washed? 💔

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sneekrealm 2 months ago

my goat? washed? with the most mediocre shampoo?

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

38 heatwave coming in on sunday it was nice knowing yall holy SHIT

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

el nino more like el HOMBRE

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tabf5 2 months ago

why is the ocean frying Europe :( what did they do

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skep 2 months ago

My history class taught me that Europe has a lot to answer for

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tabf5 2 months ago

History be like "So that's what your grandparents did and now you get to live the consequences"

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figurea 2 months ago

try redirecting the gulf stream

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pirahxcx 2 months ago

Come to Brazil - it's winter :)

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brachypelmide

3 months ago

ah crap i'm getting concerningly close to 100 followers. i will, once again, do nothing to celebrate this, but i'll feel bad about it this time

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brachypelmide 3 months ago

also shoutouts to the one guy who sent the first ever question to my q&a straw.page

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tabf5 3 months ago

im preparing 100 spiders

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ichomancer 3 months ago

Oh, hell yeah! I think 100 followers is the best milestone (I blame tabf5 for that) - Big Congratulations!!

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jaam brachypelmide

3 months ago

your post on the symbols on the thinkpad chargers is very informative, especially since i just recently snagged a thinkpad t480s myself w a charger that pretty much has similar symbols on first glance

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brachypelmide 3 months ago

ya! they will likely have near identical symbols because this stuff is quite standardised in lenovo's manufacturing and stuff from what i've seen

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brachypelmide

3 months ago

skin literally melting off in this sun--what do you mean it's still spring

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sneekrealm 3 months ago

sike! solstice today, it's Big Summer now

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brachypelmide 3 months ago

ah crAP RIGHT! OH NO! THAT MEANS THAT DAYS WILL NOW GET SHORTER! GAAAH

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sneekrealm 3 months ago

partially thank actual fuck lowkey because the 4am sunrises sometimes wake my ass up an hour before my 6:40am alarm on workdays even with my blackout curtains drawn to my best ability............

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brachypelmide 3 months ago

ah fair. i adapted to sleeping in light and even started enjoying it. full moons are the best, but most people i know absolutely hate them.

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sneekrealm 3 months ago

i do heavily enjoy the 4am sunrises 10pm sunsets aside from that tbh, and theres Nothing like a good summer (barely)night walk - but actual midnight sun would genuinely FRY me

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brachypelmide

3 months ago

im back in dial-up age motherfuckers my shitty fucking piece of ass router struggles to download a single webpage because i live in the middle of nowhere and this router sucks ARSE anyway do you guys ever sneeze so hard while holding your nose shut that the pressure instantly vaporizes the water in your nose and it flies out as steam. call me the steam locomotive the way i

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nexos-den 3 months ago

pleasee don't sneeze like that it's quite unhealthy and can even be dangerous... Also I'm sorry to hear about your internet it really sucksss :(( Wish I could hand you an rj45

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brachypelmide 3 months ago

im fine because i vent the pressure out via my mouth (not sanitary at all). and an rj45 won't fix that i need some of that fiber optic here

bluechinchompa 3 months ago

I heard oats have fiber in it can that help?

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brachypelmide

3 months ago

it is very tempting to buy a GPNVG-18 panoramic night vision goggles replica but my wallet is already strained enough

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brachypelmide 3 months ago

please god let me find an abandoned suitcase full of cash in a random trash can

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bluechinchompa 3 months ago

left one outside good luck

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