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capstasher cidoku

2 years ago

The heirs of the Cidoku fortune will wage eternal war to the heirs of the capstasher fortune for generations over Sealand claims. War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of sea battles, fought by Neocities mercenaries and vintage computers. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed.

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cidoku 2 years ago

War becomes routine...

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capstasher

2 years ago

Happy Craic Day guys! I have drunk too much whiskey and guiness today. Explanation coming soon

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oerrorpage 2 years ago

u drink?

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capstasher 2 years ago

Of course! I drink and smoke and thats about it when it comes to cap. I sometimes update the website i guess

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capstasher 2 years ago

Also, don't look up Craic Day, its a real thing. Believe me. I will write an article on it tonight!

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didntask 2 years ago

I sometimes update the website 😭 *raises glass*

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capstasher 2 years ago

I could feel the world getting slower and more confusing. Pint of coke to sober me up, wish me the best lads

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dc-blog 2 years ago

@didntask i need to update my website more especially considering i have like a 106WPM now

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oerrorpage 2 years ago

i looked it up.

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literaturegirl 2 years ago

coke with kraken and disaronno is a well-known sobering drink

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webpage-1990-colourised 2 years ago

Holy shit, great minds think alike. I am wankerd.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Dan, of Webpage 1990 Colourised (a real one, btw, been here since day one) drinking with me telepathically from miles away

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capstasher 2 years ago

Famously known, i'm sure @literaturegirl

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capstasher 2 years ago

@oerrorpage i told you not to! How could you betray me like this

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misterdizzy 2 years ago

happy crack day lol

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oerrorpage 2 years ago

i could die if i did not search it up.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Now you looked it up and you STILL dont know. Craic Day will become international soon when i reveal to you my discovery that lead to its creation

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oerrorpage 2 years ago

and u no my frend, i know u becuz of ur eighte eighht bye thurty 1 c0113cti0n

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literaturegirl 2 years ago

I wonder why we didn't hear about craic day over here in Ireland ...

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capstasher

2 years ago

For those who followed the Loredump i dropped on Cidoku a couple days ago about 4chan's Space Program, you will be happy i found some more bits of lore! Someone at the time made a yt channel for it ( https://www.youtube.com/@4chanspaceprogram184/featured ). And I know it's the right one (as this idea of a 4chan space program came up once again in like 2011) because this has the old logo i made tucked there in the pfp

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capstasher 2 years ago

The website mentioned at the end was sadly never archived, however as far as my memory goes, it never had anything on it

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capstasher cidoku

2 years ago

Either way what I'm saying, Cidoku, is you should totally buy a title from Sealand. The reason I am Lord capstasher, is because someone I once knew bought me one of those fake Scottish lordships, and its amazing to have. Pull a Lord Miles and add it on your bank card

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cidoku 2 years ago

I will become Count Cidoku of Sealand someday, just you wait

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capstasher cidoku

2 years ago

My history with Sealand goes back a long way! The summer of 2017 and the little documented 4chan Space Program (of which I think I am the only one to hold any remains of)

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cidoku 2 years ago

Tell me more...

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capstasher 2 years ago

Back in the old days, someone on the science board came up with the idea of making an amateur rocket group, with the name of "4chan Space Program"

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graybox 2 years ago

>"4chan Space Program" uhm.. WHAT?!

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capstasher 2 years ago

A few autists assembled together a Discord server for it, and the work started. I ran the propaganda department, making posters, and discussing plans with the other members.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Eventually, we reached the idea that we ought to start with a balloon, as research into amateur rocketship proved it to be an expensive endeavour

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capstasher 2 years ago

So okay, balloon it is. But we ought to make it in such a way we can earn money for the next stage of the program

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capstasher 2 years ago

So what would earn money? A sponsorship! How do we get a sponsorship? By livestreaming from onboard the balloon! But what could we stream other than the outside? Now that got us thinking

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capstasher 2 years ago

What would we put inside to make the stream engaging? It has to be something very 4chan specific.... A swastika? Nah, that would bar us from the sponsorship. (But wouldnt being a group of 4channers also block us from a sponsorship? Not necesarrily! Not if they didn't know >:] You see, 4CSP would, internally, stand for 4chan Space Program, but externally we would claim it to be 4 Corners Space Program)

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capstasher 2 years ago

(obviously, this would be to "represent just how diverse we are as a group, being from all the 4 corners of the world". Absolute bull)

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capstasher 2 years ago

Okay, so what do we put inside if not a swastika? Well, a frog of course! Lets make this /sci/entific >8 )

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capstasher 2 years ago

We shall track the vitals of the frog throughout the balloon flight! Lets say its a study of how altitude affects amphibians or something of the sort, we'll justify it post-hoc, it would just be cool to send a frog into space.

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flying-with-quills 2 years ago

@cap that's amazing

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capstasher 2 years ago

I was the opinion this would go catastrophically wrong (even made a poster to show it: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-1.jpg ) but fuck it, it would be crazy if we could pull this off!

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capstasher 2 years ago

Okay, we got out plan. Some of our guys started designing models of the pressursed chamber to be taken up by the balloon ( https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-2.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-3.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-4.PNG )

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capstasher 2 years ago

Engineering department was hard at work! Meanwhile, our outreach team started brainstorming a very important question: Where do we even launch this from? Why, Sealand of course! So our outreach leader reaches out to Prince Regent Michael Bates. And we heard back! Sadly the last email in the chain i have is what our response was to their response: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-5.jpg

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capstasher 2 years ago

Sadly, Sealand never replied after that. That was the end of our only location possibility. And slowly, as the amazing Sealand plan died, interest slowly started dying too. We had a mascot! By my own design as well! Her name was Stella (no relation to the beer). She was featured on the very first 4CSP poster! And do please keep in mind, I was like 15 when i made this in Picsart on my ANTIQUE Android

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cidoku 2 years ago

So Prince Michael agreed? LMAO. Not a lot of people even can go to Sealand; you guys journeying there when you aren't "influencers" or with the news would have been such a story to tell. I don't have such lofty ambitions as you had, but adventure calls you know.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Here it is: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-6.png

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capstasher 2 years ago

And I liked the concept behind this poster so much, that i re-did it in 2022! https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-7.png Here it is on it's own, and here's the side by side progression: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-8.png

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capstasher 2 years ago

There's other bits and bobs leftover from this, but this is about as much of the story itself that I recall. It was 7 years ago. I might make a page to document this all. End of tale for now, dear friends

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cidoku 2 years ago

Yes, definitely do document it, please. For the fun of it.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Some last things left are: I actually got the specific patch Stella has on the 2022 poster, specifically to sew it on a blue hoodie. Her t-shirt is supposed to be a parody of Atari, called Atree, with the kanji for tree above it, as it was similar to the Atari logo

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keltokel 2 years ago

I really enjoyed eavesdropping on this thread.

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graybox 2 years ago

golly goodness, that's amazing.

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hypnagogicarchive updated their site.

2 years ago

Dream_On

capstasher updated their site.

2 years ago

index

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capstasher

2 years ago

Ever wanted to know why they call me capstasher? I may soon reveal to you the answer >: )

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saint-images 2 years ago

you were. Fascinated by the item 「Caps Stash」in Fallout 4 (2015, PC, PS4, XBone)。gaming

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capstasher 2 years ago

Very close saint! But not quite! p= its this close (imagine thats a hand doing the gesture for very close)

literaturegirl 2 years ago

stop hiding your mushroom collection from us, cap

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temina 2 years ago

no cap?

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capstasher 2 years ago

fr fr

literaturegirl 2 years ago

https://i.redd.it/u8impc5gn6b71.jpg <-- this is cap

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capstasher

2 years ago

chat where is the funny neocities april fools ai people are talking about?

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temina 2 years ago

they took her from us too soon T^T

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capstasher 2 years ago

I never even got to see Daria T~T

capstasher

2 years ago

The prank this year is that there is no prank

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oerrorpage 2 years ago

me too

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

the prank this year is that neocities has stopped working on my phone

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oerrorpage 2 years ago

mine too, it does not work on my "phone" as well

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bookofknd updated their site.

2 years ago

numbuh312/numbuh312

capstasher mnbanknotes

2 years ago

Greetings to a fellow archivist! I can't believe most of these are real micronations, let alone real banknotes!

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Holy shit this takes me back. Me and a friend (back when i still lived in NL!) had a micronation as kids that was probably my first public creative *anything* online. Viva micronationalism!

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hypnagogicarchive updated their site.

2 years ago

index

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capstasher updated their site.

2 years ago

goodfriday

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didntask 2 years ago

Flawless Latin

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capstasher 2 years ago

@didntask It is, isn't it? I will finish it for sure by the Orthodox Good Friday, worry not

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capstasher updated their site.

2 years ago

goodfriday

plans2

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capstasher myrrh

2 years ago

Followup on the radio readings question, do you have any guidelines on what books i can and cannot read for the show?

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capstasher 2 years ago

Also, a thing i noticed, on the sketchbook section, the arrow for the next page is both left and right arrows overlapping, and on hover instead of pointing right it points left

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myrrh 2 years ago

hey!!! any hard rules i have are on the radio segment sign up page. I trust you to use your best judgment in picking something widly enjoyable. :)

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myrrh 2 years ago

also tysm for letting me know!! ill try and see what thats about hehe. Ive really neglected the gallery smhhhhhhhhhhhh lol.

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capstasher

2 years ago

how do i make a simple terminal page that types out sentences letter by letter and makes the user need to click enter for every new line

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capstasher 2 years ago

i have no clue how to make this work

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myrrh 2 years ago

hm. how comfortable are you with JavaScript ? this is probably the wrong way, but I'd try messing with an input field that accepts enter as the input then have that trigger the next text animation ?

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myrrh 2 years ago

oh wait seems like that JavaScript would be fairly simple actually

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myrrh 2 years ago

https://www.w3schools.com/howto/tryit.asp?filename=tryhow_js_typewriter

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capstasher 2 years ago

That's amazing! Now i just have to modify it to work for a whole page worth of text! Thank you Myrrh

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capstasher myrrh

2 years ago

Would you be open to have fiction readings on the radio as a show segment?

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myrrh 2 years ago

yes!omg!!!! a friend and i were actually just talking about doing something like an audio book club! yeah readings would be so awesome!

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myrrh 2 years ago

also sorry you all are catching me mid radio overhaul lol, mobile responsive-ness, dark theme, chat box, and about/ contact pages forthcomming!

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capstasher saint-images

2 years ago

Impeccable website! How did I not discover it earlier?

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literaturegirl 2 years ago

Behind on the times, grandpa.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Yeah i know! Fetch me my cane and glasses

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saint-images 2 years ago

Are you referring to https://capstasher.neocities.org/ ? Yeah I agree

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saint-images 2 years ago

(greetings to a respectable ELO enjoyer)

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capstasher

2 years ago

Help! The website is flooding! And it's all https://melonking.net/ 's fault!

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moheb-rofail 2 years ago

Nice flood :D

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