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tabf5

5 months ago

That feeling when you get older and you feel like you're the final evolution of a Pokemon and you're not adorable or carefree anymore, but you learn to accept being this new grown-ass adult version of you that looks cool and lets you not feel bad about aging (at least until you turn 40 or 50)

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tabf5 5 months ago

Like you look in the mirror and go "Ah fuck I'm Blastoise now, I'm grown and shit"

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psychicnewborn 5 months ago

mfw i was stronger with eviolite

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garfriend 5 months ago

Little kids look at adults and think they’re the coolest ever. That’s what keeps me going personally

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petal-pusher 5 months ago

Feel like I am stuck in that stupid second evolution.. surely my final form has to be better than this.

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xyllria 5 months ago

sum pokemans get four forms yo!

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barracudachan 5 months ago

I've evolved into an Alakazam lol

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oopsiedoodle 5 months ago

i refuse to ever feel bad about aging. we're on a once-in-a-lifetime journey, and getting older is part of it

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psittacism68 5 months ago

40 or 50 wasn't so bad. Let's see how it goes when I'm 60 😛.

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nexos-den 5 months ago

yeah same here...

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elwind-cervus 5 months ago

Personally I still view aging as something sacred, especially with how much magic used to be associated with the concept of age! I will be content as an old wizard.

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tabf5 updated their site.

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tabf5 5 months ago

Posted a photo update to memorialize Simon Oxley. I also failed to make hair for Ollie's tabling AND one other new person. But yes there are already more new tablings for you to check out. It is almost 3am and my priorities are not quite right!

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sneekrealm 5 months ago

truly swag shit...

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underwhite 5 months ago

don't worry tabf5, just watch 57 billion tutorials for modeling hair and you're good to go :) 🥖

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euxstudios updated their site.

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gakhedmusic updated their site.

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tabf5

5 months ago

Holy shit, RIP Simon Oxley. He was one of the graphic designers responsible for everything looking shiny and fun on the internet in the 2000s. He designed the very very first bird logo for Twitter and all the avatars on Turntable.fm. I have an MDF sculpture of that bird that I bought from him three years ago, I should post it today

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tabf5 5 months ago

He also designed the original octocat for GitHub. Little funny characters was his specialty https://xcancel.com/i/status/2041240521297760481

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garfriend 5 months ago

We lost a real g😔

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underwhite 5 months ago

NOOOOO SIMON :sob:

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tabf5 villinz

5 months ago

Thanks for the follow! Your blockprinting artworks are awesome, I love the ones of the green bus and the ribbon cat

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villinz 5 months ago

thank you! your site is super cool, i really like your lil wooden guys. i'd like to try carving one of these days.

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shadom goopatheguick

5 months ago

Hey, are you still around? The site hasn't been updated in a while.

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goopatheguick 5 months ago

yeah i know ive been extremely unmotivated recently. ill get back at it soon lol. thanks for checking up on me by the way c:

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tabf5 updated their site.

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tabf5 5 months ago

300 FOLLOWERS!!!! ADD MORE TABLINGS HERE COME MORE TABLINGS. I apologize to @olliveen I am no good with modeling complicated hair. I have placed you next to geoledgy and meyyebs to form a dog tabling lunch table though

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foggybear42 5 months ago

YIPPEE CONGRATS !!!

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mr-pibbs-site 5 months ago

congrats!!!

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brachypelmide 5 months ago

at this rate you'll have almost 1000 by the end of the year! congrats!

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amaxivermis 5 months ago

congrats on 300!

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nexos-den 5 months ago

Congratulations!!!! I think you've earned it! :D

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olliveen 5 months ago

yay i am bald!!!!!

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shittymeat999 5 months ago

Ur models are such a delight!! Im surprised you still have stamina to make them lol

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tabf5 5 months ago

Very often I ask myself at which point I should stop making tablings for people. And then all of a sudden I want to make them forever until I get tired of it again. I am going to re-attempt the hair on ollie's today

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sneekrealm 5 months ago

ive been wanting to email you to Request one but i havent had the mental bandwidth to Email You

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sneekrealm 5 months ago

but i could still Email You for posteritys sake cos im curious about how ur take on my realm As Tabling would be. and rn im in liquid-forme fuckit we ball mode

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meyyebs 5 months ago

omg congrats!! 🥳

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kockatriceking 5 months ago

how you're maintaining the drive to create these guys is beyond me. congrats on 300!!

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music-by-margaruine tabf5

5 months ago

ma, i lost all of our savings on the wheel

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tabf5 5 months ago

That's okay! I know a loan shark or two

dabu18 tabf5

5 months ago

site update is imminent. Btw I might as well say this now, I got your stickers some time ago and they look so cool! The envelope is so cool too so I'm keeping it as well :D

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tabf5 5 months ago

Shhhhhh

tabf5 5 months ago

Also glad they made it, enjoy!!

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dabu18 5 months ago

Oh? Sorry I meant for my website lol, you're my only follower so I thought I'd just tell you directly '<'

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dabu18 5 months ago

also thank you! :D

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tabf5 5 months ago

WHOA you got more pages now!!

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abcthehuman updated their site.

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xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx

5 months ago

ohhhh i am so gassy buurrrppp

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underwhite 5 months ago

why do your farts smell like metal

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xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx 5 months ago

i dont remember commenting dis i think im getting targeted and haxxed!!!

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gakhedmusic updated their site.

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tabf5 updated their site.

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tabf5 5 months ago

Added the keychain @ninevolt sent me onto the /stuff page! Also I have a strange uptick in people from Poland only asking for the free Homepage sticker design. That oval sticker is still way more popular though

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shittymeat999 5 months ago

I also have 9volts capsules hehe, i have every space drug and i cant wait to space overdose!!

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nexos-den 5 months ago

Well I also like the desktop sticker more (and I'm polish) but I just took both. But I still didnt found a good place for the oval one (desktop sticker is on my laptop)

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ninevolt 5 months ago

YAAAAAY TABF5 CAPSULE (what does it taste like??? essence of tabling?)

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two-reeler 5 months ago

Honda Fit ❤️ I'm nearly 33, and I'm still driving the silver, 2010 Honda Fit my parents bought me in high school. I don't want any other car.

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dabu18 5 months ago

That's a cute keychain!

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xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx

5 months ago

the saurians from beneath in the planet core try to make me kms sometimes and whisper mean things and slurs directed at me in my head but i never give in to them they are feeding off of my depresso espresso suicidal energy from me but i tell them to frick off!!! :D

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xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx 5 months ago

and the SAURIANS ARE THE CEOS AND POLITICIANS AND THEY WANT US TO SIT AROUND AND BE WEAK AND NEUTRALIZED BY THE GMOS AND CANCERS IN OUR FOOD AND THEY MAKE US WATCH SHITTY VIDEOS TO MELT OUR BRAINS AND THEY HATE FREE THINKERS AND THEY WANT EVRYONE TO BE DUMB AND WEAK SO THEY CAN EXTRACT OUR ENERGY

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xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx 5 months ago

THIS WORLD IS FULL OF TOO MANY DAMN NORMIES AND ITS LIKE A FRICKING BUFFET FOR THESE HELLISH SAURIANS!!!! THEY EXTRACT THE NORMIES ENERGY BECAUSE THEY LOVE DUMB STUPID WEAK AND FEEBLE MINDED NORMIES WHO CONSUME THEIR DAMNING AI SLOP AND CORN SYRUP VEGETABLE OIL GMO MICROPLASTIC FAKE FOOD!!!!

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xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx 5 months ago

CONSUMING DEAD MEMES AND EATING DELICIOUS SALADS AND OTHER HEALTHY THINGS LIKE WAFFLES ARE THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP THE SAURIANS FROM SODOMIZING YOUR MIND!!! NICHE FREETHINKERS ARE LIKE POISON TO THEM!!!

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xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx 5 months ago

but oh god… THE CANCEROUS FOOD IS SO DELECTABLE AND TEMPTING SOMETIMES!!! THOSE DAMN SAURIANS HAVE PERFECTED THE ADDICTING TASTE OF DEATH!!! I JUST CANT HELP IT!!! I LOVE TACO BELL CRUNCHWRAPS I CANT STOP MYSELF!!! THE SAURIANS HAVE BRAINWASHED MY TASTEBUDS!!!

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benny1548132 5 months ago

i have multiple questions about this

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xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx 5 months ago

sorray i wuz havin one of those moments again… >_>

benny1548132 5 months ago

are you okay? feel free to email me if you need someone to talk to

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xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx 5 months ago

i am GREAT i just yap about nonsense sometimez :P

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tabf5 updated their site.

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tabf5 5 months ago

Almost at 300! Check out a BUNCH of new tablings that dropped on the semi-secret /100 page

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willdotjpg 5 months ago

congratulations (preemptively) on 300!! the tablings are so precious. :')

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brachypelmide 5 months ago

ALREADY ALMOST 300?! DAMN. i'm old...

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plastigon 5 months ago

Congrats! Soo you will have to make One Billion Tablings

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joxi tabf5

5 months ago

tablings are definitely life changing&incredible in every way. love this site very much

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tabf5 5 months ago

Thank you!! I'm currently browsing yours, love the logos and maps pages so far!

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wesc xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx

5 months ago

Your site made me smile. It's all spaz and colors and bouncy and playful. Nifty!

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xxjebodiahgamingpromlgcoolxx 5 months ago

Thanks i love making people smile :^)

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tabf5

5 months ago

Look man, I love what Kagi is doing and all with their small web projects and other stuff, but Orion (their fork of Safari that also is on Linux now) keeps crashing and I'm literally on a Mac. I'm gonna go back to Firefox/Brave until Ladybird comes out ig

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plastigon 5 months ago

Firefox gang!!

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nexos-den 5 months ago

I can't wait for ladybird to mature...

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skigothy 5 months ago

i really really want to like orion, but every time i try to switch i get enough issues (primarily websites that refuse to render/function) that i end up switching back to firefox every time

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hadync 5 months ago

didn't know the linux version of orion came out, gotta try it :-) i've used orion for a little while on my phone and just a bit on a mac and haven't had issues with it

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hadync 5 months ago

update: definitely not working on arch

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