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It only now occurred to me that you included a Youtube link at the bottom of your home page. Logically I knew beforehand that you must have an Aussie accent, and yet somehow I still wasn't prepared for it.
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skep
1 year ago
For your long-form reading pleasure this weekend, I present the entirety of the Kitchen Sink Saga.
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napreviewz
1 year ago
gg on adulting, may your sink last forever, much like your trauma from having to replace the damn thing
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nohappynonsense
1 year ago
this is my favorite thing that i'll spend the next 6 months reading in bits and pieces
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acetaminophriends
1 year ago
Forgot I left it on neon green last time I visted your site and instantly got hit with 10 points in psychic damage. I must thank you again for this feature I don't know what I'd do without it
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Expectation: "I can probably replace the sink in four hours or so." Reality: Well, looks like we're going into a second day folks...
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sorbier
1 year ago
please write more about your sink/plumbing i want to read about the homeowner experience
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ghostscape
1 year ago
I thought we could move into a house and renovate a bedroom all in one week... godspeed
Y'all remember when I spent an entire weekend being overly bitter about converting to a static site generator, because I feel like I'm this close to doing that again but about replacing my kitchen sink.
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skep
1 year ago
My current bitching is levied towards the people who installed my existing sink as well as the plumbing supply industry. I haven't even started on the sink.
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ghostscape
1 year ago
nothing better than bitching about the idiots who did things to your house before you, while proceeding to be the idiot doing things to your house currently
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ghostscape
1 year ago
(I mean this in a nice and lighthearted way including myself as a fellow idiot doing things to his house, not the totally unnecessary jab it kinda reads as)
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miela583
1 year ago
These puzzles sound upsetting and infuriating. I've never wanted a playdate more.
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miela583
1 year ago
Two might be too much of a time investment, in terms of talking someone else into going in on it, but I think this is the trigger I need to just start a little savings pool for now. Your reviews always make it look fun, but Picross for masochists has max appeal.
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p7uen
1 year ago
!But I'm also at the age where I can't justify spending an entire evening beating my head against a wall" amen! My free time and and brain are disappearing. Hints, easy mode, story mode, lay it on me!
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skep
1 year ago
All right, well... by popular demand, Radioactive Mode can now be toggled on the home page. Go clear your cache first and don't say I never did anything for you.
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acetaminophriends
1 year ago
Thankyou skep. I will never forget, that you have definitely done at least one thing for me
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There's no way to sufficiently express how appreciative I am that I can be over here uploading utter nonsense that's only funny to me, and a hundred of you are like "I'm here for it".
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miela583
1 year ago
This is wildly misquoted, but there was an old Roger Ebert review, I think for Spirited Away, that talked about a specific focus/viewpoint making something more universal. Your nonsense is funny *because* it's so specifically yours!
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skep
1 year ago
Well in that case, y'all are welcome for enriching you. Also, just saw Spirited Away for the first time like two weeks ago. Figured I've been alive too long not to see the Ghibli films.
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skep
1 year ago
(Not counting the time when I was 9 or 10 when my dad picked up Princess Mononoke from Blockbuster figuring "it's a cartoon, the kids will like it" and I ended up scarred)
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silliestgoose-online
1 year ago
Telling a friend about Neocities, they responded that "it's charming to see an online community that's dedicated to seeking out each other's cranked unskippable cut scenes."
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I have plans for a site update in the near(ish) future, but in the meantime, I made a berserk bladee AMV lol https://youtu.be/IO3IWjlaaG0
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2025-07-10. Congratulations on making the front page!
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skep
1 year ago
Shucks, must have missed it, but I believe you! Thanks for keeping an eye out Asterion!
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A bit belated but thank you for the follow! Followed you back as well (and subbed to the RSS feed) - lots of really good, interesting, fun writing on your site, which is always exciting to stumble onto.
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skep
1 year ago
Many, many thanks! My plan is to start dipping into your archives because I'm always looking for new albums to put on at work and I feel lame just picking whatever my streaming service is recommending that week.
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skep
1 year ago
For all you dark mode-loving weirdos out there, Skep's Place now has a toggle on the home page. I may not understand you, but I do respect you! Kinda.
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skep
1 year ago
On a somewhat related note, you are all my unpaid beta testers today. Ctrl-F5 yadda yadda.
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acetaminophriends
1 year ago
The dark mode will be easier on my eyes when I have a headache, but I like both!
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napreviewz
1 year ago
do a blinding neon green background next because i want to destroy what little eyesight i have left
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It's okay. Stay calm. A trauma response team is being dispatched to your home right now!
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