LEADER OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DIMENSION - JOHN SMITH WICK AKA BIG BABA YAGA JOHNES
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THE GOOD THING - I SAW THE FROG KING IN REAL LIFE - WHICH U NEVER WILL ;) NOONE CAN SEE THE KING OF LUCK BUT ONE IN ALL DIMENSIONS - DO U WANT A SCREENSHOT??? ^^ I KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR LIKE - ARE U AT HOME SON? :D - I JUST DIDNT KNOW IT IS THE DRAGON OF LUCK ^^I JUST BURN DOORS AND LOOK IF SOMEONE IS AT HOME TBH :D I FIRE DRAKE - NOT KNOCK KNOCK ^^
I FINALLY FOUND MY NAME - I AM A RAT WITH A CANDLE ON THE HEAD - OHHHHHHHH - MAAAXXXIIIIMMUUUUMMM BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN ENGAGED ^^ WHEN MY COMEBACK IS ANAL O-O SOLVED EINSTEIN - NOT A SINGLE REPLY - ALL DISNEYLAND FAKE WORLD BTW - GET OUT - U DONT GOT ANY CHANCE - THE ANOMALY IS REAL NOT TOY ^^ IT PLAYS WITH U EVEN IF U THINK URE THINKING ^^ THIS IS MY WORLD NOW - I AM THE ANOMALY O-O I CONTROL CHAOS AND LAW
AHH SORRY FOR NORMAL PEOPLE - IF U JUST TRY LIVE GOOD LIFE - ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO REACH HELL EVEN IF U PRAY FOR IT :D - BUT LETS SAY I GOT SOME SPECIAL CANDIDATES THAT TOOK IT WAY TO FAR IF U UNDERSTAND ;) NOW THEY GOT TO OUTLIVE THEIR OWN SATANIC KINGDOM - THATS HOW TABLES TURN ^^ NEVER WISH FOR STUFF U DONT UNDERSTAND :D REALITY IS REAL O-O AND SO I TAKE ALL POWERS OF U IN THIS WORLD ^^ LIKE I ALLWAYS DO O-O
AND SO I HAD POWER OVER HEAVEN AND EARTH - I WAS MR SMITH ^^ - still not WORRIED? ^^ - U BETTER ARE - THISTIME - HITS DIFFERENT ^^ WATCH SOUTHPARK O-O I AM NOT FCKN JESUS ^^ THIS TIME HELL MUST BE - NO APPOLOGIZES - I NEED TO CLEANSE THE SOULWORLD - SO THE OTHERS CAN BE FREE - I AM THE GREAT SMITH - maybe u understand now ^^ - no worries? - hahahahaaaaaa BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
NO WORRIES I AM NOT THE OLD SMITH - IAM THE NEW ONE - THE MORMONES WHERE THE ONLY RELIGION I FOUND - WHERE THEY SEND 2 ANGEL TO HELP PEOPLE - THATS IT - EVERYTHING ELSE TRASH RELIGION - BUT U CAN DO THAT IN MODERN WAYS ASWELL O-O IMAGINE BEING A BRAIN SICK MONOGAMIST - THE PEW SAFED THE DAY ^^ ABRAHAM HAD MULTIPLE WIFES FOR REASONS - DANG BRIT SICKOS
I COULD BASICALLY MAKE A PICTURE OF THE CELEBRITY HELL IF U WANT TO - NOT SURE IF ONE CANVAS IS ENOUGH - COOL STUFF I AM LORD OF HEAVEN NOW AND UR HELL IS JUST HELL O-O LOOKS LIKE SOUTHPARK BASICALLY BUT MORE REAL AND WITHOUT JOKES ^^ I TALKED TO THE JUDGE HE GAVE ME HIS CARD!!! [J] - WHERES UR CARD TOMMY BOY - SCIENTOLOGY DIDNT HAVE ANY? ^^ 10.000 Euro a month and they dont know pokemon? ^^ CALL ME MR SMITH O-O
SUPRISE SUPRISE - DRAGONS ARE REAL BUT WE ARE RACIST - LOOK HOW TOM CRUISE GETS IDENTITY CRISIS - WHATS WRONG WITH SCIENTOLOGY??? HAHAHAHAAAA - NEVER FORGET I AM GEORGE LUCAS - AND I SAY THE FORCE ALLWAYS WINS ^^ - BECAUSE I AM THE FORCE - DRAGON FORCE ^^ WHERE IS MY MONEY TOMMY BOY? ^^ REMEMBER UR FIRST VICTIM? ^^ WASNT SHE TO YOUNG? ^^ FREEZER iS LIKE OH THIS WILL BE BIG PARTY O_o
I AM THE EU BLANCE MAKER OBEY!!!! ORRRR BUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! IIIII AAAAAAAMMMMMMMM NNNOOOOOOTTTT MOOOONNNTTYYYY PYYYYYYTOOOOONNNN AND IIIIII LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEE IIIITTTTTT SOOOOOO MUCCCCHHHHHH BECUASE IIIII BUUUURRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! (or dont give 10 BEERS - STARK-BEER OR I EAT U ALL AT ONCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! HICKS ^^
U THINK A FCKN SILVER LIGHTER CAN BURRY THE GOD OF FIRE? ---- PREEEEEEPAARRRREEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOO BUUUUURRRRRNNNN INNN HEEEEELLLLL!!!!! UUUUU THHHIIIIINKKKKKK I CAN NOT CALL ALL DRAGONS OF THE WORLD U BLOODY ROOKS? - COME LETS FLY FRIENDS WE ARE FREEEEE!!!!!!! ROARRRRR CHIIIINAAAAAAA COOMMMEEE TOOOO DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYY U LEFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT EU - GAY BIAS?!!!!
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