Neocities

burhfart

2 years ago

thinking of triying out open mpt

burhfart

2 years ago

if i see link in bio once again im going to do that one rhythm heaven game with no savesates

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burhfart 2 years ago

fuck

burhfart 2 years ago

got a try again

chipsfunfun 2 years ago

link in bio, chop chop. (joke)

wg2k 2 years ago

😭

burhfart

2 years ago

five nights at freddys but everytime you get jumpscared theres a laugh track

blackmagegaming kitsunezero4

2 years ago

I saw you had your 3ds friend code on your about page... RIP 3ds online...

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wi-fi 2 years ago

i knew my 3DS friendcode by heart before my own number and still know it (and not my switch one) rip

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brokinggaming updated their site.

2 years ago

games

ca

giveup

burhfart

2 years ago

wait there was an eclipse?

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wg2k 2 years ago

I'm as lost as you.

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blackmagegaming kitsunezero4

2 years ago

This webpage rules

burhfart

2 years ago

crop stomp may be the worst rhythm heaven game ever made

burhfart 2 years ago

freeze frame the second worst

burhfart

2 years ago

nothing worse than having your favorite show be mid

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burhfart

2 years ago

oh god https://nitter.poast.org/pinkfloyd/status/1776278627790782656#m

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burhfart 2 years ago

this is so disgusting

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burhfart 2 years ago

people really hyping this up as "the future" or whatever

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chipsfunfun 2 years ago

we're so dead (we're so dead) -an artist loser

burhfart 2 years ago

its so over

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chipsfunfun 2 years ago

genuinely fucking scary that ai is being preferred over real artists stuff.

burhfart 2 years ago

ai will never surpass the human vision https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

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chipsfunfun 2 years ago

we wont let dead internet theory become real

cidoku

2 years ago

My new flash movie is almost done but, damn, I'm useless at drawing backgrounds

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capstasher 2 years ago

They have to be vector drawings in flash?

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cidoku 2 years ago

They can be vectors or bitmaps, it doesn't matter. But Flash is a vector drawing program; bitmaps have to be imported, so I don't really use them too much

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burhfart

2 years ago

yo check this out https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=cGfBuTdB1hk

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burhfart 2 years ago

peak

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cidoku updated their site.

2 years ago

links

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capstasher cidoku

2 years ago

Either way what I'm saying, Cidoku, is you should totally buy a title from Sealand. The reason I am Lord capstasher, is because someone I once knew bought me one of those fake Scottish lordships, and its amazing to have. Pull a Lord Miles and add it on your bank card

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cidoku 2 years ago

I will become Count Cidoku of Sealand someday, just you wait

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charpine updated their site.

2 years ago

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graybox burhfart

2 years ago

i swore i followed you... hmm

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burhfart 2 years ago

must be a pibby glitch....

superkirbylover updated their site.

2 years ago

home

burhfart

2 years ago

hey wait rhythm heaven is fun actually

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capstasher cidoku

2 years ago

My history with Sealand goes back a long way! The summer of 2017 and the little documented 4chan Space Program (of which I think I am the only one to hold any remains of)

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cidoku 2 years ago

Tell me more...

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capstasher 2 years ago

Back in the old days, someone on the science board came up with the idea of making an amateur rocket group, with the name of "4chan Space Program"

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graybox 2 years ago

>"4chan Space Program" uhm.. WHAT?!

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capstasher 2 years ago

A few autists assembled together a Discord server for it, and the work started. I ran the propaganda department, making posters, and discussing plans with the other members.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Eventually, we reached the idea that we ought to start with a balloon, as research into amateur rocketship proved it to be an expensive endeavour

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capstasher 2 years ago

So okay, balloon it is. But we ought to make it in such a way we can earn money for the next stage of the program

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capstasher 2 years ago

So what would earn money? A sponsorship! How do we get a sponsorship? By livestreaming from onboard the balloon! But what could we stream other than the outside? Now that got us thinking

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capstasher 2 years ago

What would we put inside to make the stream engaging? It has to be something very 4chan specific.... A swastika? Nah, that would bar us from the sponsorship. (But wouldnt being a group of 4channers also block us from a sponsorship? Not necesarrily! Not if they didn't know >:] You see, 4CSP would, internally, stand for 4chan Space Program, but externally we would claim it to be 4 Corners Space Program)

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capstasher 2 years ago

(obviously, this would be to "represent just how diverse we are as a group, being from all the 4 corners of the world". Absolute bull)

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capstasher 2 years ago

Okay, so what do we put inside if not a swastika? Well, a frog of course! Lets make this /sci/entific >8 )

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capstasher 2 years ago

We shall track the vitals of the frog throughout the balloon flight! Lets say its a study of how altitude affects amphibians or something of the sort, we'll justify it post-hoc, it would just be cool to send a frog into space.

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flying-with-quills 2 years ago

@cap that's amazing

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capstasher 2 years ago

I was the opinion this would go catastrophically wrong (even made a poster to show it: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-1.jpg ) but fuck it, it would be crazy if we could pull this off!

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capstasher 2 years ago

Okay, we got out plan. Some of our guys started designing models of the pressursed chamber to be taken up by the balloon ( https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-2.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-3.png https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-4.PNG )

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capstasher 2 years ago

Engineering department was hard at work! Meanwhile, our outreach team started brainstorming a very important question: Where do we even launch this from? Why, Sealand of course! So our outreach leader reaches out to Prince Regent Michael Bates. And we heard back! Sadly the last email in the chain i have is what our response was to their response: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-5.jpg

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capstasher 2 years ago

Sadly, Sealand never replied after that. That was the end of our only location possibility. And slowly, as the amazing Sealand plan died, interest slowly started dying too. We had a mascot! By my own design as well! Her name was Stella (no relation to the beer). She was featured on the very first 4CSP poster! And do please keep in mind, I was like 15 when i made this in Picsart on my ANTIQUE Android

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cidoku 2 years ago

So Prince Michael agreed? LMAO. Not a lot of people even can go to Sealand; you guys journeying there when you aren't "influencers" or with the news would have been such a story to tell. I don't have such lofty ambitions as you had, but adventure calls you know.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Here it is: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-6.png

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capstasher 2 years ago

And I liked the concept behind this poster so much, that i re-did it in 2022! https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-7.png Here it is on it's own, and here's the side by side progression: https://capstasher.neocities.org/4csp-8.png

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capstasher 2 years ago

There's other bits and bobs leftover from this, but this is about as much of the story itself that I recall. It was 7 years ago. I might make a page to document this all. End of tale for now, dear friends

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cidoku 2 years ago

Yes, definitely do document it, please. For the fun of it.

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capstasher 2 years ago

Some last things left are: I actually got the specific patch Stella has on the 2022 poster, specifically to sew it on a blue hoodie. Her t-shirt is supposed to be a parody of Atari, called Atree, with the kanji for tree above it, as it was similar to the Atari logo

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