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Y'know, I'm not much of a fan of Classic Literature reading experience, but you got me absolutely hooked on your summary of chapter 3 of Pride & Prejudice. The way you write is so funny & fun that it feels almost unfair for you to have such a strong stranglehold on my rapidly deteriorating attention span. I’m gonna read all the summaries until I’m all caught up!
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"Threaded wasn't my best choice, but it also doesn't matter." –This is the nihilism I'm here for.
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miela583
2 years ago
Thank you, it’s super important to express indifference against the gaze of an equally uncaring universe in a space filled with hearts and flowers.
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a site with ween, aqua teen and halo stuff has much potential. I look forward to seeing your site as it matures
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It is not in the least bit intimidating that I, a person who makes fun of English literature, am being followed by somebody who has a PhD in English literature. No pressure whatsoever. Thank you regardless.
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emilynhoward
2 years ago
I assure you, any authority I have is quite slender. Getting a PhD in English actually means finding a weird little corner of literature and scrabbling around in it. It is actually a process that can be the exact opposite of enjoying literature! But I honestly don't think I would have survived my PhD program if I weren't making fun of it all the time. Making fun of literature is its own art form. :)
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Deleted my recent art gallery, I have it archived but I'm going to rearrange some files for OC art and put it back online when I fix it.
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capyhaus
2 years ago
Wondering if I should just have original and fanart lumped together and OC art regardless of date gets its own page... OFC I have to make the OC page(s) first!! 😭
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capyhaus
2 years ago
Not to treat this like Twitter but holy fuck the way I arranged my art folders makes me want to bang my head against a wall. I really don't want to take the entire section offline so I'm just going to suck it up.
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vivarism
2 years ago
Tweet away!!! Everybody's got to vent their frustrations sometimes. File organisation can be so difficult... it's taken me years to get it right
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... Okay, Neocities' April fool's prank makes up for Neopets not having one this year LMFAO!!!
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capyhaus
2 years ago
If you open the Neocities editor there's an AI chatbot (ew, but) of Daria from the MTV show that comments on the inputs you make.
capyhaus
2 years ago
I don't see it anymore either now :( Must be a timezone thing because I saw it when I posted this in the evening (it's still 4/1 here, but 10PM).
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i think any tomato sauce from a can is just the base for a good sauce, you gotta add the onions and whatnot to make it the way you want
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skep
2 years ago
For canned sauce, 100% agree. The jarred stuff though, gets a little fuzzy. Some of them have the onions and whatnots in there already, some don't. But they're all called "tomato sauce".
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skep
2 years ago
This is all a conspiracy by Big Tomato Sauce to turn us against one another, I just know it
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geouniversal
2 years ago
oh ya the jars are another level. i keep my expectations low and assume i'll be addin to it. we cant let the conflict of sauces boil over and get between us, this is a slow n steady, simmer all sunday kinda saauce
skep
2 years ago
Aaah so what you're suggesting is that the sauce is a metaphor for life, it's better to put your own flavor into it than to just pick one off the shelf. Very wise. I'm still going to just use the jarred stuff for my spaghetti though because I am pretty lazy.
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I've finally had the time to dive into some of your coverage (Beep Boop Bitcoin, Moe Era, Tamara). Everything is wild and what you're doing is criminally underrated.
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Buahaha >:D Although, not for nothing, I am a faster alternative than actually reading Pride & Predjudice. I'm basically the literary version of "but it's on sale!" convincing you to buy something you didn't need. But thank you for the kind words Pudding!