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miela583
1 year ago
If someone finds your blog in the Ark of the Covenant, I hope they at least get to read the bearded dragon noir before their face melts.
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skep
1 year ago
...Uh oh. I miscalculated. How am I supposed to receive validation if anybody who reads my work is struck down by the fury of god?
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miela583
1 year ago
Au contraire! It's the rare webmaster who has their work protected by the fury of god. It's an honor! ...Bad for readership, though.
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Going to quit my job and dedicate myself to my personal hobby website with narrow appeal and no avenue toward profitability to speak of
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skep
1 year ago
We are now business rivals and I must either destroy you or be destroyed by you. There is no other way.
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skep
1 year ago
Or if you want to acquire Skep's Place in a billion-dollar merger I could be okay with that too
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thinking of you! I love this site!!!!
what is morning glory when can we expect to read it
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hope you had a good Christmas! because Christmas is also the birthday of Louis Chevrolet, a historical figure I honor!
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empeethree
1 year ago
I gotta say, Suzanne also happens to be the name of the wife of this Louis Chevrolet guy we speak of. I might come off as a broken record saying that the name Suzanne is a variant of Susan, but that random fact should be obvious by now, and besides, I thought I'd repeat that fun fact, because the name Jesus adds up to the same number the letters of Susan add up to, 74. And also, Christmas is the birthday of Jesus.
empeethree
1 year ago
and to add to what I was saying, I can also explain this "letters as numbers" math behind this: 19+21+19+1+14 (Susan, a variant of Suzanne)..... 20+5+19+21+19 (Jesus, shares a birthday with Louis Chevrolet, which is Christmas Day)
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skep
1 year ago
Nothing to see here, just fixing an image extension I forgot this morning, move on, go check out Unicursal Maze Research or something
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eastathenaeum
1 year ago
Nah, I'm going to stare at it at judge it first, and then I'll go check out Asterion.
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Today at Skep's Place, we learn the value of .jpg compression and come to understand that maybe you don't need to save images as .png 100% of the time regardless of circumstance.
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asterion
1 year ago
My entire site is less than 2 MB (and I'm looking into ways to get more compression).
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eastathenaeum
1 year ago
Really it's not too big, but it might create a loading issue for some people. You can try opening it in MS paint and resaving as the same file type without any editing, sometimes that cuts down on space for whatever reason. Saving as PNG is pretty good about preserving quality and cutting down on size too.
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As someone who does his game updates every quarter instead of every month, I have definitely gotten in the habit of jotting my thoughts down as I go instead of waiting until the end. You know. Mostly.
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skep
1 year ago
The way we eventually get rid of these things is to just leave the box somewhere for somebody else to find. Keep the tradition alive.
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ghostscape
1 year ago
I recently unpacked my Surprise Skull (not real), a skull (fake) ornament I found in a student house and adopted years ago. My partner hates it.
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skep
1 year ago
That is one of the sacrifices you have to make when you choose to cohabitate with somebody, is that you also have to accept their decor.
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